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From Wire Reports
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Tom Brady and Randy Moss are skipping the Pro Bowl in order to have sex with each other, they announced Monday in a joint statement.
"It's truly an honor to be selected for the Pro Bowl, and I was looking forward to playing," Brady said. "But we both feel, after much deliberation, that it's more important for us to rest, and to have intercourse. With each other."
"That's right," Moss added. "We'll be dicking it up."
From Wire Reports
FOXBOROUGH, Mass. -- Tom Brady and Randy Moss are skipping the Pro Bowl in order to have sex with each other, they announced Monday in a joint statement.
"It's truly an honor to be selected for the Pro Bowl, and I was looking forward to playing," Brady said. "But we both feel, after much deliberation, that it's more important for us to rest, and to have intercourse. With each other."
"That's right," Moss added. "We'll be dicking it up."
