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NASA Requests the Internets To Help Name Satellite

!fUCKYoUc3M No.685377 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
http://glast.sonoma.edu/glastname/

NASA needs your help to name their 690 million dollar (75 euro) piece of shit! I already entered "nigger" and "niggerluvr", so we got that covered!

When coming up with your suggestion, please consider the following:

* The name should capture the excitement of GLAST’s mission, bringing attention to gamma rays and high-energy astronomy.
* The name should be catchy, something that people will talk about.
* Make it simple and easy to say. Nothing says complex and inaccessible like a mouthful of acronyms.
* In keeping with NASA tradition, the satellite will not be named after a person who is still living.