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Stop me if you heard this one /n/

In Utah a state Senator of the Mormon (or Space Christfag if you prefer) persuasion said something interesting about equalizing school building funds. Something interesting in that field you say? Can't be?

He found a way to make it interesting he said it was like a black baby in that it was a "dark and ugly thing."

You'll remember Space Christfags believe that black people are the reincarnation of the fallen angels who sided with Jesus' brother from another mother, Lucifer on the planet Kolob where God lives with all his polygamous bitches, befor the creation of man. Essentially good people got reincarnated as rich white folks and mormons, lame soldiers got reincarnated as poor folks and non-mormons, and the enemy came back as niggers. (who have ugly babies apparently) Niggers will always be black unless they convert to mormonism at which point they become white (not making this up)

I think he is confusing black babies, with Aboriganel adults. Amiright folks?