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!3GqYIJ3Obs No.689318 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
"Similarly, we pick our leaders according to those favored by most people, and therefore, our leaders become those who make the biggest promises and find a way to duck the followthrough; since most people relying on such delusions are not rocket scientists, they quickly forget and go about their lives merrily assuming that because promises were made and the election was won, they'll come true and everything will be A+ from now on."

Enjoy your fail america.