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Brother Shoots Sister in Face Over Chips

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http://www.wltx.com/news/story.aspx?storyid=58451

>Dillon County) - Dillon County deputies say an argument between a brother and a sister over a bag of potato chips led to a shooting.

>WBTW-TV reports that the incident happened Tuesday night. According to deputies, a 10-year-old boy shot his nine-year-old sister in the face with a shotgun.

>Investigators say the two were arguing over the chips. Authorities say at some point, the boy left the room, got a shotgun out of his father's room, and shot the girl in the face.

Now this is heart-warming news.