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DAYS FROM HISTORY:

AP/Reuters

10th January, 49BC/704 Ab Urbe Condita.

Breaking News:

Caius Julius Caesar has broken his proconsular vows by crossing the Rubicon under arms at the head of a single Legion. He has been reported to have quickly occupied the town of Picenum without any resistance from the Republican Garrison stationed there. The Senate or Caius Pompeius Magnus have yet to offer a formal statement but are believed to be making preparations for war, some have even hinted they may be preparing to evacuate the capital and march South with much of the Senatorial and Equestrian classes.

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