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URGENT: Support the House in the Last Stand Against Telecom Immunity!

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The US Constitution and the principle that no one is above the law suffered a numbing setback, Tuesday, when every Republican Senator, Independent Joe Lieberman and 18 faux Democrats voted to gut the Constitution's Fourth Amendment, one of the most important bulwarks again tyrannical government since 1789. The Senate voted 68 - 29 to ratify the President's massive illegal spying program and provide immunity for the telecoms who invaded the privacy of millions of innocent Americans.

On Tuesday, February 12, the Senate passed a terrible surveillance bill granting immunity to lawbreaking telecoms, putting the House and Senate at the brink of a face-off. Show your support for the House to keep telecom immunity out of the final bill!

Where the hell is Anonymous whwn you need him?

WEATHERMAN UNDERGROUND 2.0! ASSEMBLE! WE NEEND TO START MAKING OUR OWN CREEPY VIDEOS WITH THE SYNTHESIZED VOICE!