Conservative pundits Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter have spoken out against Republican presidential candidate John McCain, with Coulter even promising to campaign for Clinton if McCain is the Republican nominee. Here are some of the reasons:

# Fears McCain will take away America's God-given right to torture a Muslim
# Too Arizona-y
# Was once a prisoner of war of a foreign enemy, a shameful stigma shared only by presidents Washington and Jackson
# McCain and Coulter have both dated same girl from Tucson
# McCain strongly, but not vehemently, supports the war
# Has been spotted conversing with Democrats
# Book sales, speaking fees, TV talk shows
# McCain is soft on hate
# Too much cock sucked in Vietnam