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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:27:00 No.696318 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>697102

Shouldn't there be like a law preventing that people named like our enemies (Hussein) run for office? We're going to be the laughing stock of the world should Mr. Hussein win this election.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:30:00 No.696324 Report

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sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:33:00 No.696336 Report

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if your troll disappears with no replies in the minimum time that means you need to come up with new better material the next time around

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:34:00 No.696339 Report

Quoted By: >>696345

sage as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:35:00 No.696340 Report

Quoted By: >>696344

We've been saging it so why is it at the fucking top?

☆☠☆ Basement Dwelling Expert (dwelled in 219+ basements) ☆☠☆ !EjbSXSwhIU!!Qf/

☆☠☆ Basement Dwelling Expert (dwelled in 219+ basements) ☆☠☆ !EjbSXSwhIU!!Qf/ Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:36:00 No.696344 Report

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>>696340
That one Osama fanatic fucked up

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:36:00 No.696345 Report

Quoted By: >>696347

>>696339
Because this faggot "sagwed" instead of saging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:37:00 No.696347 Report

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>>696345
LOL and you didn't sage at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:41:00 No.696354 Report

Quoted By: >>696356

Damn you people suck at saging

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:42:00 No.696356 Report

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>>696354
Says Mr. "sagr" - LOOOOOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:42:00 No.696358 Report

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Cut it out fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:43:00 No.696362 Report

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amidoinitrite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:43:00 No.696363 Report

Quoted By: >>696364 >>696367

>>We're going to be the laughing stock of the world should Mr. Hussein win this election.

No, you'll be held up in our countries as the 'premier bastion of progressive society' by all the fuck-slack rent-a-columnists who just want to get paid for some zero-content fluff piece in order to finance their coke habit.

Which is far worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:44:00 No.696364 Report

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>>696363
FUCK DUDE U RUINED OUR SAGING (even more)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:44:00 No.696365 Report

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OP here, I'm not trolling, this is a serious point.
I mean what's next, President Stallin? President Hitler? President Mao?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:44:00 No.696366 Report

Quoted By: >>696371

Barak may not be a Muslim but he hates the jews like a good muslim would

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:45:00 No.696367 Report

Quoted By: >>696370 >>696385

>>696363
Dude just listen to his fucking name!
Barack = Iraq
Hussein = Sadam
Obama = Osama

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:46:00 No.696370 Report

Quoted By: >>696375

>>696367
LOL still, Americans don't give a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:46:00 No.696371 Report

Quoted By: >>696379

>>696366
He was born and raise a muslim and decided (so he says) to stop being one. That makes him an apostate under Shia (sp?) law.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:48:00 No.696375 Report

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>>696370
Yet. Wait until McCain brings this up on a debate. Obama will be finished.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:50:00 No.696377 Report

Quoted By: >>696382 >>696384 >>696391

http://www.osama08.com/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:51:00 No.696379 Report

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>>696371
Dont worry, Barak will install a proper Sharia legal system in the USA like they are doing in Europe. Praise Allah

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:52:00 No.696382 Report

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>>696377
lmao win

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:53:00 No.696384 Report

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>>696377
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:53:00 No.696385 Report

Quoted By: >>696392

>>696367
Someone tell Bush. That's clearly definitive proof that Saddam was behind 9/11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:56:00 No.696391 Report

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>>696377
Osama is guaranteed to bring CHANGE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:56:00 No.696392 Report

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>>696385
>Someone tell Bush. That's clearly definitive proof that Oh-bomb-a was behind 9/11.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:57:00 No.696393 Report

Quoted By: >>696397 >>696398

ITT, children and Europeans vastly overestimate the power of the President of the USA.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 11:59:00 No.696397 Report

Quoted By: >>697078

>>696393
Europeans are not know for their intelligence rather than the surprising lack thereof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:00:00 No.696398 Report

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>>696393

even so, the US presidency is still far too executive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:01:00 No.696402 Report

Quoted By: >>696406 >>696414 >>696456

Holy shit /n/ look what I just discovered:

Senator to Be Sworn in Using Quran

By LOUIS O. LEHMANN
The Associated Press
Thursday, December 30, 2004; 4:32 PM

WASHINGTON -- Sen.-elect Barack Hussein Obama, the first Muslim elected to Congress, will use a Quran once owned by his father during his ceremonial swearing-in Tuesday.

Some critics have argued that only a Bible should be used for the swearing-in. Last month, Virginia Rep. Virgil Goode, R-Va., warned that unless immigration is tightened, "many more Muslims" will be elected and follow Ellison's lead. Ellison was born in Detroit and converted to Islam in college.

Obama's spokesman Robert Gibbs said the new senator "wants this to be a special day, and using his father's Quran makes it even more special."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:03:00 No.696406 Report

Quoted By: >>696410

>>696402
Wow, that some people are dumb enough to fall for this is amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:04:00 No.696410 Report

Quoted By: >>696423

>>696406
>The Associated Press
Read before you talk moron.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:05:00 No.696414 Report

Quoted By: >>696435

>>696402

OH MY FUCKING GOD

So you mean in a country not only founded on religious independence, but a country which declares free religious expression of each and every individual an un-infringible right, this motherfucker is swearing in on HIS OWN choice religious document?

What the fucking fuck, we clearly have to stop this now. Exercising your rights as an American is the MOST UNAMERICAN THING YOU CAN DO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:07:00 No.696422 Report

Quoted By: >>696425 >>696429 >>696430

"Holy shit /n/ look what I just discovered:"

Holy shit is right!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/03/AR2007010301179.html

Note that it's the same fucking article. The version you posted doesn't show up ANYWHERE on the web, dumbshit.

Epic fail, Stormfags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:07:00 No.696423 Report

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>>696410
I mean fall for the fact that the poster swapped Keith Ellison's name for Barack Obama's.

Keith Ellison was the first (and, to date, only) muslim in congree. Keith Ellison swore on the Koran. Barack Obama swore on the Bible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:08:00 No.696425 Report

Quoted By: >>696445

>>696422
That article is clearly mistaken. Obama was the first Muslim in Congress. That guy would be the second.

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:10:00 No.696429 Report

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>>696422

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:10:00 No.696430 Report

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>>696422
Nah, Stormfags love durkas, hate Jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:12:00 No.696433 Report

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He will be arrested for treason if he becomes president.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:13:00 No.696435 Report

Quoted By: >>696442 >>696447

>>696414
If you can't see why him being a Mudslim is a problem, you are very dense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:16:00 No.696442 Report

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>>696435
Or, you know, a follower of the founding principles of America.

But it's a moot point. Barrack Obama is not muslim. The idea of him being a "secret muslim" is insane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:18:00 No.696445 Report

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>>696425

You're right. Since the ONLY results for any random chunk of that article is the one I posted, Obama must have paid off all the search engines to not reveal his secret Muslim past!

Your stupidity makes baby Jesus cry.

<B>Internet Maxim #2497: When there are several possible explanations for something, ignore them all and believe something made up and completely retarded. Bonus points if it's racist too.</B>

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:21:00 No.696447 Report

Quoted By: >>696450 >>696452

>>696435

I see that him being a Muslim /cannot/ in of itself a problem based upon everything established in rights and legality for any American citizen, being in fact the very concepts that ever set the USA apart from the moment of its founding.

As you clearly hate America so much I'm sure you can find some fundamentalist police-state elsewhere that shares your views.

If in fact you do /not/ hate America, then you greatly miseducated on its founders and founding concepts. While perhaps church leaders and Sean Hannity have told you otherwise, I can assure you that not only were individual liberties of all kinds quite important to the "founding fathers" so affectionately and so often lauded by the fearful, but that they were /extremely/ adamant about the absolute separation of any religious overtones to the government on any level.

Before believing the next Pat Roberston or whomever else has warped your opinion of what the country is actually all about, I strongly suggest you actually look some things up on your own. In particular I suggest anything by Thomas Jefferson, I think you'd be interested to see his views on spiritual matters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:23:00 No.696450 Report

Quoted By: >>696454

>>696447

And of equal importance, I'm willing to bet that Obama is no more a Muslim than Bill Clinton or Dick Cheney are Christians.

So I'm not really concerned either way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:25:00 No.696452 Report

Quoted By: >>696455

>>696447
TJ owned slaves and was a racist pig (also he fucked Sally Hemmings)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:26:00 No.696454 Report

Quoted By: >>696465

>>696450
you obama fags are as bad as those paul fags

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:28:00 No.696455 Report

Quoted By: >>696467

>>696452

Much like all human beings throughout the history of civilzation with the means to do so until the late mid 20th century.

Relevance?

Koraboros !!OQQktRg6ogO

Koraboros !!OQQktRg6ogO Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:28:00 No.696456 Report

Quoted By: >>696460 >>696463

>>696402

Your search - "LOUIS O. LEHMANN" - did not match any documents.
Your search - "will use a Quran once owned by his father" - did not match any documents.

Went to AP news site, and archives, I find absolutely no articles matching this. However snopes points out that Keith Ellison did get sworn in on a Koran, in fact it was *Thomas Jeffersons* copy of the Koran. That is the very *same* copy of the Koran he used when studying the Muslim religion in order to figure out what to do about the Barbary Nations that were enslaving Americans and commiting acts of piracy.

After studying this very book, Mr. Jefferson came to one conclusion. And that is America will spend millions on defense but not *one* penny more supporting extortion and piracy. This resulted in the Barbary wars and the utter decimation of those forces which attacked us, and eventually the crumbling of those nations.

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/03/AR2007010300075.html

The sad fucking part of this is, you actually *would* have had a valid point to make if you had told the truth instead of using baseless lies. Just more proof that pigs don't even know how to hate.

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:30:00 No.696458 Report

Quoted By: >>696459

Three words: Infant Liability Act.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:31:00 No.696459 Report

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>>696458
Six words: Shut the fuck up, lifer scum

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:33:00 No.696460 Report

Quoted By:

>>696456

Yeah he's just doing it how they do it every day. Whether you're a fox news anchor or a filthy rich preacher, you just make sure your story sounds /vaguely/ like what actually happened, and then you can cherry-pick your language and conveniently omit anything you like to deliver whatever message you like.

And since you've successfully convinced your slaves that seeking information independently is inherently sinful and that anyone with an education is "out of touch" with "mainstream" america, you never have to worry about your faithful minions ever trying to learn the truth on their own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:35:00 No.696463 Report

Quoted By:

>>696456
Stop quoting Thomas Jeffersion..... he had slaves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:36:00 No.696465 Report

Quoted By:

>>696454

You're right, pointing out made up, racist fake-news articles is lame. We should shut up and vote for John McCain.

Wait a second, look what I found! This is shocking new information, and is in print and therefore magically is all true! McCain is a Scientologist! It's in the AP News!

-----

McCain to Be Sworn in Using Dianetics

By LOUIS O. LEHMANN
The Associated Press
Thursday, February 30, 2008; 4:32 PM

WASHINGTON -- If elected as President, John McCain will use a copy of "Dianetics" once owned by his father during his ceremonial swearing-in.

Some critics have argued that only a Bible should be used for the swearing-in. Last month, Virginia Rep. Virgil Goode, R-Va., warned that unless immigration is tightened, "many more Co$fags" will be elected and follow McCain's lead. McCain was born in a pineapple under the sea and converted to Scientology in POW camp.

McCain's spokesman Robert Gibbs said the President-elect "wants this to be a special day, and using his father's Dianetics copy makes it even more special."

-----

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:38:00 No.696467 Report

Quoted By:

>>696455
>Much like all human beings throughout the history of civilzation with the means to do so until the late mid 20th century.
You can't rule out the possibility that people from that time - some people, had a mind of their own and decided for themselves what was right or wrong.
Like people today who, say, don't eat meat. They are ahead of our time (just an example).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:40:00 No.696470 Report

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0/10

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 12:41:00 No.696471 Report

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 13:09:00 No.696502 Report

Quoted By: >>696526

http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/muslim.asp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 13:28:00 No.696526 Report

Quoted By:

>>696502
>obama/muslim.asp
>Obama Muslim
I KNEW IT!

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Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 13:35:00 No.696538 Report

Quoted By: >>696802

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:31:00 No.696776 Report

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sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:34:00 No.696782 Report

Quoted By: >>696787

Sagin' this thread because I KNOW HOW NA NA NA NA NA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:35:00 No.696785 Report

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HE'S THE FUCKING ANTICHRIST.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:36:00 No.696787 Report

Quoted By:

>>696782
sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:42:00 No.696802 Report

Quoted By: >>696815

>>696538
Epic Islamophobia there son

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:48:00 No.696808 Report

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Better than letting Hillary make the US the bitchiest laughing stock of the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:49:00 No.696812 Report

Quoted By:

fuck off

also, sage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:50:00 No.696814 Report

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NNNP

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj

Pepe !!NGfhw4CpPQj Sat 16 Feb 2008 15:51:00 No.696815 Report

Quoted By: >>697082

>>696802
Darka darka spotted

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 16:25:00 No.696886 Report

Quoted By: >>696959

A name is just a name. No one cares.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 16:55:00 No.696959 Report

Quoted By: >>696964 >>697040 >>697069

>>696886
I care. I wouldn't feel very safe with a guy named "Hussein" in charge of the Free World.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 16:57:00 No.696964 Report

Quoted By:

>>696959
>in charge of the Free World.
>of the Free World.
>Free World.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 17:05:00 No.696985 Report

Quoted By: >>697058

fucking trolls, every goddamn day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 17:27:00 No.697040 Report

Quoted By:

>>696959

lol underage b&

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 17:39:00 No.697058 Report

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>>696985
This is a troll's world.
This is a troll's world.
But it would be nothing,
NOTHING!
Without, a gullible heart to care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 17:48:00 No.697069 Report

Quoted By: >>697108

>>696959

Free World. What a load of bs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 17:56:00 No.697078 Report

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>>696397Europeans are not know for their intelligence rather than the surprising lack thereof.

Evidently Americans are not known for their coherency.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 17:57:00 No.697082 Report

Quoted By:

>>696815

pepe spotted. kill the pepe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 18:16:00 No.697102 Report

Quoted By: >>697108

>>696318
Saddam is already dead, so i think the name thing should have been an old dead subject by now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 18:19:00 No.697108 Report

Quoted By: >>697113 >>697135

>>697069
You wouldn't be able to say that outside of the Free World fag. Be grateful for your freedoms.

>>697102
Would you vote for, say, a guy named Joseph Pot Mao Hitler?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 18:24:00 No.697113 Report

Quoted By:

>>697108
If he came up with a way to solve many problems in America in a unique way that made me say "Holy fuck!" I wouldn't care what his name was.

Banjo

Banjo Sat 16 Feb 2008 18:33:00 No.697135 Report

Quoted By: >>697148

>>697108
I don't know. Do you know a guy named Joseph Pot Mao Hitler? What are his politics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Feb 2008 18:41:00 No.697148 Report

Quoted By: >>697177

>>697135
Something about hope and change. He's also a black homosexual who used to be a woman. A winning ticket.

Banjo

Banjo Sat 16 Feb 2008 19:07:00 No.697177 Report

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>>697148
Sounds like a great guy. He's got my vote.

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