Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
1:kiss american arse and help them against serbian nazi-dumbfuckers 2: use help of CIA for organisate own albanian mafia 3: kiss british arses and sell them ukrian bitches for weapons 4: kiss german arses and sell them drugs for weapons 5: use Bosnia war for own indepence 6: use stupidity of serbian nazi-dumbfuckers for get more international support 7: kiss turkish arse and buy their drugs for gemans and more support with weapons and fighters 8: declarate yourself as islamic ethnic and get a bath in arabian money. 9: use stupidity of angry serbian nazi-dumbfuckers for get more support from UN 10: relax.. and ruin all EU and KFOR shit endeavour for reunite you back with stupid angry serbian nazi-dumbfuckers.