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Guys. I think I want Hillary Clinton to be the first female president because I'm a fag, which means that I am a woman at heart.
I'm a rather masculine fag, mind you, and never thought of myself as feminine in any way, nor do I appear to be, as my family and friends would attest.
It took Hillary Clinton's candidacy for president to recognize my feminine side.
What say you to that?