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NYPD: Parks Staffer Goes on Golf Cart Rampage, Kills 5 Birds

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

NEW YORK — Police say a Parks Department employee took his city-issued golf cart on a rampage, running over and killing five birds in a public park.

Police say they arrested the 45-year-old employee Friday evening after receiving complaints that he was driving erratically in the park in Lower Manhattan. He faces charges of reckless endangerment and intentional injury to an animal.

Three pigeons and two seagulls were killed.

The arrested man had no listed phone number, and information was not immediately available on whether he had a lawyer.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,330874,00.html