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Christfag Rudd versus the Internets

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Last year Australia elected a new government lead by Kevin Rudd, a Conservative Christian. Rudd in turn appointed Senator Stephen Conroy as Communications Minister in Charge of the Internets. Conroy is also a Consevative Christian.

Conroy wasted no time announcing he wanted to build a firewall around Australia to block pornography. Anyone who wanted to see porn would have to call up the Government and get special permission by placing their name on a register. Meanwhile Conroy has been giving away Net Censorship software, costing Australian taxpayers a staggering $85M. Conroy predicted 2.5 million households would rush to get the software. Conroy even blew $15M of taxpayers money on an advertising campaign. Sadly for the steaming Christfag, it was announced today hardly anyone had taken up his offer.

On today's announcement Rudd moved quickly to protect his Brother of the Lord, announcing he was going to crack down on Australians downloading music over the Internet. Rudd hopes his announcement will take the media attention of Conroy's wasted millions. Fucking Christfags. I hate them. The more fanatic they are, the filthier their soiled laundry, and Conroy is to Christianity what Bin Laden is to Islam. I wonder what dirty little secrets Conroy has in his closet?

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