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Would “News of the Weird” Exist Without Alcohol?

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(1) On Nov. 18, two inebriated men in separate cars, driving by the Carpet Classic Floor Studio in Highland Township, Mich., lost control at the same time, and both smashed into the store.
http://www.metropulse.com/articles/2008/18_07/weird.html
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