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Would “News of the Weird” Exist Without Alcohol?

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(3) Tina Williams was arrested in St. Augustine, Fla., on Super Bowl Sunday, charged with DUI and failure to have her 1-year-old daughter seat-belted or in a car seat. However, a case of Busch beer was safely buckled up in the front seat.
http://www.metropulse.com/articles/2008/18_07/weird.html
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