Peanut Butter Skates. FUCK YEAH!!!

Transport yourself to another time, another place. Specifically, South Jersey in the early 90's. You're the "weird kid" at Skater's Choice. You're the guy who whipped off his shirt during spin the pin (even though the prize was a free coke at the snack bar). You glide around the rink on these rented skates. When it's all over you've got a blister on your foot and your sneakers feel as soft as slippers.

Good Times.