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>be a sprinter
>ride nothing but crappy city or hybrid bikes with platform pedals my whole life
>finally get a cyclocross bike with pedals with cages and straps and shit
>try to use the upstroke to generate more power
>doesn't fucking work, still get styled on by azns on their crappy road bikes
>today, ride home after having 4 beers at a bbq
>ride standing up, just as if sprinting
>activating quads and kicking dem feetz forward
>suddenly power, power and acceleration everywhere!!
>achievement unlocked
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