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Hey /n/, check out this taxi i just bought from kreigslist.
I had to drive all the way to Philly from Miami Beach.
And as soon as i bought the taxi some black fellow whistled and i stoped for him, my license plate and the time said fresh and i had dice in my mirror, if anything you could say that my kind of cab was rare. but the hip young african seemed to ignore and he shouted "Yo Holmes, to Bel-Air!" We soon pulled up to a house about seven or eight stories. Then the young man looked back and said 'Yo Holmes smell ya later!" and he was finally there, to sit on his throne as the prince of bel air