Sydney city's local rail network: "Cityrail". So very shit, its earned the nickname "Shittyrail" and even has its own slander website 'shityrail.info'. If you're not from Sydney, be proud of your rail network!

Pictured is the Millenium train, installed on Sydney tracks in 2007. Its a fairly good train. Sadly, idiots have completely vandalised every single Millenium and I haven't seen a carriage which doesn't have the windows scratched. Most of the trains on the Sydney network are old and abominably unhygienic. When the older trains brake, they release an awful burnt-plastic smell, and ive gotten several ass-diseases from sitting on their dirty seats which they never clean.