I am a courier. I have this job because I am a loser with a drinking problem. I cant maintain a real job because all I want to do is hang out and drink. As a result I cannot afford a good road bike since they require expensive components and lots of maintenance. This resulted in my using a track (fixxie for you fags) due to cheapness and lack of desire/funds for maintenance. I have been using a track bike for work for 6 years. Within the last few years a whole horde of rich kids have decided to pretend to be messengers. Big bags, fixed gear bikes, gay hats,,cell phones on the shoulder etc. I hate you poser fags. I am the one cutting your tires and snipping the brake cables that you phoney fags need to stop your fix with. Noone cares about your gay skids,or your trackstands. you look like a fag and are just a poor imitaion of a group that has been here since the 70's and is now dying out due to the godam internet. When I see you I will hit you in the face
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