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Udvar-Hazy Center Begins Work on $74M Expansion Project

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The Smithsonian Institution may have gone through some dismal times in recent years, but it still appears to have a sense of humor.
More than 250 guests gathered today at the Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center for a symbolic "wall breaking" to launch construction of a $74 million, 220,000-square-foot expansion of the Smithsonian's National Air and Space Museum companion museum. The new wing is due to open in 2011.
With a fanfare playing over the loudspeakers and an audience countdown, Smithsonian Secretary G. Wayne Clough pushed down a giant throttle and a wrecking ball . . . dropped to the floor. "What's going on? Is there a Plan B?" asked Gen. John R. "Jack" Dailey, the museum's director.
Suddenly a Bobcat tractor driven by the museum's deputy director Joe Anderson, dressed in a flight suit and fighter pilot helmet came zooming down the walkway and crashed through the wall.
Cue smoke machines and big chuckles from the audience.