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The Chinkara

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The Chinkara is too much bike for you.
You cannot ride the Chinkara.
You are unable to pedal and steer with your feet, all at once.
It id impossible to even mount the Chinkara, as the front assembly flops from side to side, causing you to plant a foot quickly on the ground, to keep from falling.

So ultimately, the Chinkara lays there, unridden, mocking you.