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Getting There: Blaaq Dundee

Most people choose to arrive at Blaaq Dundee by air, arriving at the Phat Caccuum Airport. Unfortunately, many of the world's largest airlines refuse to use Phat Caccuum, unhappy with the airport authority's refusal to evict the dozens of street vendors who have set up stalls on the edge of its runways.

The best way to get a flight is aboard Blaq Dundee's national carrier Exiled Fook Sei Airlines. Named after the legendary flightless bird, Fook Sei has worked hard to lift its safety record after a minor incident in 1996 when a passenger jet overshot the end of the runway by 57 kilometres. Since then strict new rules have been passed banning untethered livestock in the cockpit, but Fook Sei is still battling for recognition from the international aviation community. One sticking point remains the tendency of its pilots to conserve fuel by shutting off the engines 10 minutes before landing. On the plus side, Fook Sei not only allows smoking on board, they actively encourage it, espeicaly at night when multiple lit cigarettes make up for a distinct lack of cabin lighting.

If you'd rather not fly, there is an express rail server linking Blaaq Dundee with several neighboring nations such as South Korea. Most popular is the twice-weekly Bullet Train, so named because it's frequently shot at during border crossings.