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Anonymous !!u7oFbAXa8 Sat 04 Dec 2010 00:39:00 No.3920749 View View Reply Original Report

>driving with a friend in his Daewoo Lanos(lol)
>he let me drive for a while
>sitting on a red light on 3 lane street
>i'm on left lane, in the middle is a truck and on the right is another Lanos
>green light, I start first
>notice the other lanos tries to race
>shifting on the redline
>gas pedal is in the floor
>going head to head
>suddenly that second Lanos flies off
>mfw it was Lanos with some kind of fucking NAWS or something

Also "racing" stories thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 05:48:00 No.3937090 Report

Quoted By: >>3937122

>drive 2009 wranger
>at stop light, camaro pulls up
>look at it, not a fuck was given
>light turns green, camaro revs up
>whatthefuckareyoudoing.jpg

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 05:56:00 No.3937122 Report

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>>3937090
>2009 wranger
are you trying to say Ranger or Wrangler? I can't tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 06:02:00 No.3937145 Report

Quoted By: >>3937167

>In my dead stock '98 Ford Ranger at stoplight
>Heavy rain
>Dooshbag in bright red 300C SRT8 comes sliding to a stop next to me
>Revving engine all over the place, showing off 420 horses connected thru a failomatic transmission
>Light turns green
>Dooshbag punches it, stands still as engine revs through the roof
>I shift to first, tires spin, shift to second, tires hook up (Manual fag FUCK YEAH)
>Truck shoots off, leaves SRT8 sitting there
>Look in rearview, find SRT turning into a parking lot in obvious shame

Another win for manuals in the manual/auto debate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 06:07:00 No.3937167 Report

Quoted By: >>3937215

>>3937145

I think his intentions were to pull into that parking lot, he was probably laughing at you trying to race him.

I have trolled initiated races its funny to see them jump the gun and I just take off normally.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 06:13:00 No.3937192 Report

Quoted By: >>3937256

>mfw I see this thread everyday I get on /o/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 06:18:00 No.3937215 Report

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>>3937167
The parking lot was on the left of the road, he was in the right lane, and I had no intentions to race. I was just there, and he thought he could show off to a lesser mortal

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 06:27:00 No.3937256 Report

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>>3937192

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 07:40:00 No.3937666 Report

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>Driving home from work
>RHD mail truck in other lane, we pull up to red light
>He nods, its fucking on
>Light goes green and he's off like a bullet
>Can't keep up, RHD makes his car JDM as fuck
Pic related

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 08:35:00 No.3937995 Report

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>>3920886
> 1.6 NA MX-5
Wrong, but I'll accept it since we are all bros.

>Me in my MX-5 going to pick up sushi takeout, top down.
>C6 Corvette pulls up, top down.
>Driver is middle-age sorority-mom looking woman.
>I smile and rev at her to be a dumb shit
>DAT EXHAUST when she smiles and revs back
>she rapes me off into the distance
>arrive at sushi place, see corvette outside
>best blowjob ever in the bathroom

>MFW when we drive past each other on the boulevard at least once a week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 08:50:00 No.3938078 Report

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>Driving n/a auto PT Cruiser home from work.
>Listening to "Aces High"
>Hwy 116 between Petaluma and Sebastopol has 1 short passing lane
>Mexican driving slow landscape truck/trailer stays to the left doing 45 in a 55.
>Prius and Subaru Outback with hippy stickers stay behind him in the left.
>Pass all those assholes on the right at 80.
>1 mile later pull off road for gas and see them all stare at me like "WTF? Was that necessary?"
>Yup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 12:38:00 No.3938978 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 13:45:00 No.3939187 Report

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Don't you die on me

Volvoföraren !!V7B2u0DDa

Volvoföraren !!V7B2u0DDa Tue 07 Dec 2010 13:48:00 No.3939195 Report

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>>3937666
dat post number

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 15:12:00 No.3939352 Report

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so my thread is still alive?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 15:17:00 No.3939368 Report

Quoted By: >>3939372 >>3939494

>sitting at red light in my classic mini
>chav in a Saxo with fart-can pulls up next to me, has 3 passengers, they all start pointing at my car, laughing, making wanker signs etc
>they didn't know my car weighed nothing and was running pretty much a race engine
>MFW I made them look like they were going backwards off the line

This was a fairly regular occurence, man I miss that car. Pic related, it's the chav beating little mini

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 15:22:00 No.3939372 Report

Quoted By: >>3939378

>>3939368
They are pretty awesome.
If somewhat homosex.
But you do appear to live in Brighton, so that would explain that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 15:33:00 No.3939378 Report

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>>3939372
minis homosex? Ladies LOVE them. Fact.
I do live in Brighton, nohomo though.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 15:57:00 No.3939403 Report

Quoted By: >>3939417

>12.3 1/4 4 door truck (stalled @3600)
>sitting in traffic at red light, jeep pulls up with passengers hooping and hollerin at me (idk why, prob drunk)
>bout 2 mins down the road im in left lane, they pull up beside me and slow to my speed
>jeep floors it, I wait till im at their rear bumper
>GOOD TIME TO TEST new 50 multifogger Nawsss
>let off before I pass them, coast faster than they accelerate
>they didnt hoop nor hollar at the next red light

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 16:01:00 No.3939417 Report

Quoted By: >>3939422

>>3939403
What does "hooping and hollerin" mean?

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 16:06:00 No.3939422 Report

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>>3939417
Yelling and gesturing, mostly.
>mfw someone on /o/ really used the term "hoopin and hollerin"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 16:08:00 No.3939423 Report

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4 days

oh my

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 16:11:00 No.3939428 Report

Quoted By: >>3939443

>>3920749

What was the engine spec?

I have a Mk1 myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 16:20:00 No.3939443 Report

Quoted By: >>3939452

>>3939428
1.6 16V motherfucking E-TEC, bro

But I don't remember what year though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 16:22:00 No.3939452 Report

Quoted By: >>3939494

>>3939443

Nice. Shame it's not an A-series though :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 16:41:00 No.3939494 Report

Quoted By: >>3939899

>>3939452
The engine spec in this...
>>3939368
was: 1275cc bored out to 1380cc, 'stage 3' ported and polished head with big (MG) valves, 286 cam, roller-tip rockers, alloy inlet manifold, LCB exhaust manifold, X-pin diff plus other odds and ends like high pressure oil pump etc. Idled like crap but went like a rocket once you hit ~3K RPM.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 19:59:00 No.3939841 Report

Quoted By: >>3939889

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 20:31:00 No.3939889 Report

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>>3939841
>1 times

what?

brb requestan

Archive this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 20:34:00 No.3939899 Report

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>>3939494

Nice. Did you ever get it dyno tested? How fast was it?

I'm thinking about buying another one and putting a big A-series in.

Yeah, that post where I was asking about the engine was directed at you, not OP. I don't give a shit about Daewoos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 21:15:00 No.3940009 Report

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Come on damnit!

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 22:16:00 No.3940142 Report

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Do not 404!

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 22:29:00 No.3940169 Report

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>at a red light just chillan
>turning lane gets their usual left turn arrow
>i let off the clutch enough to roll forward a bit then proceed to roll back
>guy to the left of me must have thought it's cool to go and blatantly runs through the light then slams on the brakes when he realizes it wasn't green
>cop happens to be right behind him and pulls him over
>mfw i pass him

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 22:40:00 No.3940183 Report

Quoted By: >>3940192

>Envying the good times had by everyone in this thread but me.
>Realize I exclusively drive diesel trucks.
>My face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 22:42:00 No.3940187 Report

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>cruising on the highway on a nice summer night
>see beemer headlights coming up in the rearview
>as he goes to pass i match his speed
>we both go back and forth at about 120mph just having a good time
>his exit is coming up, so he gives me a wave and a brofist
i never race anyone on the roads cause the other person and me just end up tooling around like that and just have fun. i've had one person take off like supa hardcore racan and i just didn't bother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 22:42:00 No.3940192 Report

Quoted By: >>3940199

>>3940183

If you can't have fun in your diesel truck, you're doing it wrong br/o/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 22:46:00 No.3940199 Report

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>>3925196
It's also because I fear having the pigs pull me over. Plus my trollface is not all that good. I'll just enjoy stories like this:
>>3940192

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 22:54:00 No.3940220 Report

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>Coming to 4 way intersection in dad's 2000 F-350 Powerstroke.
>Brostang V6 Ricer on other side.
>Were both turning the same direction onto a two lane road that turns to one lane in 500-700 feet.
>Both turn at same time
>He gives it gas thinking I'm getting behind him.
>Finish turn and put my foot into the throttle
>Booooosssssst
>Blow by him turbo whistling with my Troll face on
>They didn't even try to catch up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 23:08:00 No.3940259 Report

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>Driving my Passat with S4 bi-turbo swap and no ABS
>Mustang catches up to me when I am going 50 in a 45
> Dude stares at me
>I drop to second and wait for him to go
>He doesn't go, I floor it anyway
>Dude ignores me
>Go back to 5th and go speed limit
>Mustang catches up to me and stares at me again
>I am like "nigga you gay"

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 23:39:00 No.3940426 Report

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I accidentally archival process.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 23:43:00 No.3940446 Report

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>riding my 1979 kz750 with 45k miles on it (mmmm dohc)
>just put new pipes on it
>running pretty lean (but don't know it)
>on 6 lane main street, pull up next to newer GSX-R 600 with a passenger
>guy complements my old as fuck bike, blips throttle
>I complement his girl, blip throttle
>suddenly light is green
>get it up to 2k rpm (didnt have much time), launch
>suddenly 7k rpm, guy still hasn't passed me
>shift
>shift
>still hasnt passed me
>its been about 120 feet, we are WAY ahead of traffic
>he finally passes me doing about double my speed
>DAT TWO CYLINDER, DOHC TORQUE
>pull up to next light
>says he was impressed with how fast it was for an old piece of shit
>he wants to fuck

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 23:44:00 No.3940447 Report

Quoted By: >>3940976

>>3932364
>>3932406

I'm just saying, it's funny how a beat to shit sunfire is faster than mom's minivan.

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 23:47:00 No.3940455 Report

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>>3936021

Funny thing. I own/drive an STi and do indeed have an STi. HPV

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Anonymous Tue 07 Dec 2010 23:50:00 No.3940460 Report

Quoted By: >>3941021

>stoplight at a t intersection on a one lane road
>everybody has to turn left
>me, in a civic
>her in a honda odessy(minivan)
>light turns green
>I take off like normal, she gets into the throttle
>I get into the throttle
>its neck and neck
>ITS A GODDAMN MINIVAN
>she turns on her turnsignal (it merges into one lane) and looks at me
>she gets a surprised look on her face when she realizes she's racing and gives me the finger (we are doing double the speed limit, 45, at this point)
>she slams on the brakes and gets behind me

she almost won
i need a new car

on a related note, if you have no idea what you are doing, why the fuck are you driving? She obviously would never have raced...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2010 02:09:00 No.3940963 Report

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You will not die, thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2010 02:17:00 No.3940976 Report

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>>3940447
V6 minivans are significantly faster in a straight line than 90% of what ricers and teenagers drive.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2010 02:30:00 No.3941021 Report

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>>3940460
Soooo, you're blocking her from merging in front of you and she's the one that shouldn't be driving? LOLOLOLOL

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2010 05:19:00 No.3941859 Report

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bamp

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2010 08:29:00 No.3943021 Report

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YOU SHALT NOT DIE!

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2010 10:10:00 No.3943538 Report

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>Drive 2003 Volvo V70R.
>6-speed manual wagon, fuck yeah.
>Mid-90's Civic Si pulls beside me at redlight, girlfriend in the passenger seat.
>He says: "Nice wagon, bro, is that your mom's car?"
>I look at him and just say: "Nice VTAK, brah."
>He starts revving, I wait for the light to turn green.
>Should have seen his face when I took off.

Sure, I don't have the fastest car out there, but I have my wagon tuned a little to have around 350hp. Not bad, I'm happy.

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Anonymous Wed 08 Dec 2010 11:22:00 No.3943825 Report

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>on the way home from work
>few other people drive the same way home
>we are dicking around on the highway cause it's late and nobody is on the road anyway
>my exit is coming up and i know there are no cops that sit out on that stretch
>i end up crossing the bridge before they can even get to it
>slew of text messages stating "Holy fucking shit man that was awesome!"
mwf i have an awesome car

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