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Times you lol'd driving

ram50 !/H5AS47HLY Sun 18 Sep 2011 12:34:00 No.5298267 View View Reply Original Report

>Driving down empty 2 way street
>something catches the corner of my eye on my right
>2 kids hiding behind a tall wooden fence aiming there plastic rifles at me and pretend there shooting
>they're like 8 years old
>At first i was suprised, then i lold, then i d'awww

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Sep 2011 23:53:00 No.5299498 Report

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>Parking lot across from were I work
>People in manuals often pull in there, dunno why
>Go over with friends, and check for the following
>Handbrake off, clearly in neutral
>If both are met, start moving car around
>Mindfuck with people when their car is at the back of the parking lot
>Some people freak out and run around
>One person broke down in tears and we had to call an ambulance
>Still did it even after I quit.

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ⓅⒸⓅ !!NndWyJ21e7R Sun 18 Sep 2011 23:56:00 No.5299509 Report

Quoted By: >>5299583

>driving home
>see riced out car
>cavalier (typical)
>see chevy racing sticker on back
>proceed to lol even though he never looked at me

mexicans

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:06:00 No.5299538 Report

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>be kid
>throwing huge chunks of ice into the road and watching them explode
>throw fuck heug chunk
>not notice car was coming
>ice chunk bounces off the road
>hits red car
>car slams brakes and skids like 30feet or so
>run like a motherfucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:15:00 No.5299560 Report

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>night out
>driving home from pub with mate
>nigaroos crossing the road
>see us and slow the fuck down
>down shift + horn = scatter
>feel/hear where one of them kicked my car
>ebrake like a boss
>me and mate hop out
>they walk twords us with gangsta mode on
>my mate pulls his badge and poker faces
>hes off duty and they have no fucking clue
>nigaroos piss themselves
>check my car. no damage
>after he fucks with em for ~20min were driving
>epic lulz

REPO STAN !jU441s.usg

REPO STAN !jU441s.usg Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:17:00 No.5299565 Report

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>>5298865
I laughed so hard my face hurts now.
Also someone mentioned an old lady and a curb, made me remember one:

>strip mall parking lot between four random stores, a T-Ho and a mallwart
>clusterfuck of bad lanes and uneven curbs designed on a napkin by asshats on meth and built by stoned high school dropouts
>badly/not cleared snow, can't really see curbs unless you know they're there
>walking thru middle of lot over said curbs to get to EBGames from where I parked
>still barely in EBGames on way out, suddenly race car noises from over near where I parked
>following my footprints in reverse, suddenly muffler
>wat
>look closer
>someone drove right over the highest curb on the lot
>trail of red drops begins just off to my right in between the tire tracks
>suddenly much swearing coming from over where the red trail pointed
>lololol

Seriously the worst parking lot layout I've ever been in

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Bugfag Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:23:00 No.5299583 Report

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>>5299509
riced cavaliers are always owned by white people

i would have believed you if you said civics, but no fuck you

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ⓅⒸⓅ !!NndWyJ21e7R Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:24:00 No.5299589 Report

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>>5299583

this wasnt just a riced cavalier

its was a racecar

it said chevy racing

so mexico

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notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:31:00 No.5299625 Report

Quoted By: >>5299653

>be 16
>drive pic related
>load it full of friends
>go egg cars because lolwerebadasses
>egg a parked evo in subdevision
>lights come on
>ohshitohshitohshit
>SCCRREEEECCCCHHHHHH
>hittin corners and understeerin like a mo'fucker
>headlights never leaving my tail
>100mph on 30mph road
>headlights back off
>white knuckle drivin 'bout to crash erry corner
>pull in sub after a corner thinkin we lost him
>lights come doriftoo in
>FUCK
>friends screaming about already being on probation
>GTFO i got this
>in some stupid little dirt turnaround
>evo parks center of road so i cant leave
>guy gets out and starts walking twords my car
>PEDAL TO THE METAL!!!
>take last second right turn down street i dont know
>FUCK, it dead ends
>flip a bitch
>oh shit, hes got a table
>somehow misses my car with the table
>drive through ditch and take out a mailbox
>take the fuck off and never hear about it again
>many lols were had after i got a new change of pants

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62 Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:38:00 No.5299653 Report

Quoted By: >>5299680

>>5299625
I read all this as
>I am an immature child that does not know how to appreciate other people's property and I'm too much of a pussy to face the consequences of my actions.

3dg3 !x0ojhPBt7E

3dg3 !x0ojhPBt7E Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:40:00 No.5299661 Report

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>being a kid
>never fucked with cars because my parents taught me RESPECT
>lulz are had at dumbass kids who fucked with other people's shit

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:41:00 No.5299666 Report

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>>5299623
i would have done the same shit, fuck people who do that shit to other peoples property

notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun

notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:42:00 No.5299671 Report

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>riding down town with my buddy looking for parking spot
>following fuckhuge truck through narrow lane of parking lot
>see an empty spot
>truck puts its reverse lights on but clearly sees 2 bikes
>not backing up because uphill
>pull in spot anyways
>dyke bitch backs her truck up "you clearly saw me waiting for that spot! blahblahblah"
>me: sorry my reverse is broken lol
>my buddy: what'd you want me to do? back up?
>her clearly maf
expected to come back to a bike pile but nothing ever happened

notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun

notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.5299680 Report

Quoted By: >>5299688 >>5299712

>>5299653
>be 16 then
>be 20 now

try to tell me you never did dumb shit when you were 16

Mstroker !!iUsFw5h6mKo

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Mstroker !!iUsFw5h6mKo Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:43:00 No.5299686 Report

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LOL

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62 Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:44:00 No.5299688 Report

Quoted By: >>5299700 >>5299725

>>5299680
My parents taught me to respect other people's property. Obviously, your parents were failures.

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:46:00 No.5299700 Report

Quoted By: >>5299712 >>5299713

>>5299688
my dad was always drunk and my step mom was a bitch
i grew up to be an asshole that just doesn't give a fuck because of it

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62 Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:48:00 No.5299712 Report

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>>5299700
But you still respect other people's property.

>>5299680
is most likely a little upper-middle class faggot whose parents give him everything he wants and rubs his "boo-boos" when he gets the shit kicked out of him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:48:00 No.5299713 Report

Quoted By: >>5299717

>>5299700
because that's an excuse
>dieinafire.jpg

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62 Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:49:00 No.5299717 Report

Quoted By: >>5299730

>>5299713
vtak yo is actually backing up my claim that there's no excuse to destroy other people's property. He's saying he came from a shitty family, but he still respects other people's shit.

He'll just fuck a bitch up if they touch his own shit - which he should.

notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun

notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:51:00 No.5299725 Report

Quoted By: >>5299731

>>5299688
my parents were just happy i had friends so they let me get away with whatever i did lol

notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun

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notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:53:00 No.5299730 Report

Quoted By: >>5299734

>>5299717
>eggs
>destroy
lol u mad bro?

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62 Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:53:00 No.5299731 Report

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>>5299725
I'm glad you think being a criminal is a good thing.

Enjoy getting your shit pushed in for felony vandalism when you assault a police officer's undercover car.

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62 Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:54:00 No.5299734 Report

Quoted By: >>5299741

>>5299730
>Eggs can break windows and, when thrown at cars, can dent a body panel or chip paint where the shell breaks, leaving an oval outline. Additionally, egg whites can degrade certain types of vehicle and house paint.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egging

You also seem to have little to no education.

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notanr6 !!dkfjq+Xmaun Mon 19 Sep 2011 00:56:00 No.5299741 Report

Quoted By: >>5299757

>>5299734

Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62

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Must-not-stang-347 !!zoihbGReN62 Mon 19 Sep 2011 01:01:00 No.5299757 Report

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>>5299741
>Image completely unrelated to argument.
>No text to accompany image.
>Too immature to admit he's a man-child.

Keep reaching man - maybe one day you'll get them!

250r(Drivesinflipflops) !!w+X8jsWGUqy

250r(Drivesinflipflops) !!w+X8jsWGUqy Mon 19 Sep 2011 01:14:00 No.5299784 Report

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>driving 09 jetta
>going to turn onto main street at 10 at night.
>see couple standing in the edge of street
>gun it and break traction around the corner

i missed them by inches they fucking snapped. a bunch of people outside a local bar was loling though it was great.

>2 blocks down the road
>bunch of people walking across bridge
>swerve over 3 lans just to blare the horn
>scared the shit out of them

im an ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 01:52:00 No.5299926 Report

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yeah, kinda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:23:00 No.5300035 Report

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>be kid bored late at night in suburbia
>sneak out and head towards the entrance of our neighborhood
>newspapers on driveways, take ~10 out of their plastic bags
>go to guy's yard who lives right by the entrance and fill up the plastic bags with grass clippings
>go up to guard rail and hurl the bags at cars as they drive by on the 2 lane road that our neighborhood as off of
>do this for a week straight from about midnight - 2am
>get cops called on us every night
>on the 7th night 8 patrol cars with 2 cops in each pull into both entrances simultaneously
>one friend gets tackled to the ground while the rest get away

also, during that week
>recognize car coming down road, we had hit it earlier that night
>prepare to hit it again
>LOL BOTTLEROCKS SHOOTING FROM THE WINDOWS
>we all lol and cheer
>same guy drives by for a couple more nights
>don't throw anything because ya, he's rad

Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU

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Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:25:00 No.5300046 Report

Quoted By: >>5300057

>driving in LA
>manga flow exhaust on my stock jetta 2.0
>down shit to a stop at a light
>sandwiched by a ricer civic and a herra frush integra DA
>both have mexicans at the wheel
>rev fest for what feels like the longest redlight of my life
>dude in the civic does the lets race hand motion
>I do the same to the integra
>light turns green
>they both peel out
>cop about 3 cars back on perpendicular street
>pulls em both over in the fastfood lot half a block up
>throw it into neutral and rev as I drive past

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:28:00 No.5300057 Report

Quoted By: >>5300072

>>5300046
sweet manga exhaust man

captcha: ncernews guidos

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:29:00 No.5300064 Report

Quoted By: >>5300146

>lol ricers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-xTI7eqyjw

Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU

Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:31:00 No.5300072 Report

Quoted By: >>5300099

>>5300057
I got the magna flow because it helped me hear how high I was revving without looking at the dash when I learned how to drive stick shift.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:38:00 No.5300099 Report

Quoted By: >>5300159

>>5300072
that went WAY over your head

OP IS A !FAG..jIhak

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OP IS A !FAG..jIhak Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:47:00 No.5300125 Report

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>>5298877

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:52:00 No.5300132 Report

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>>5298267

>sitting at an intersection
> Guy in full green body suit that covers everything, even his face, rides through the intersection on a BMX bike, green and black cap and black shoes.

> laughed then my mind broke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 02:58:00 No.5300146 Report

Quoted By: >>5300169 >>5300197

>>5300064

I beat one of these idiots in a '87 volvo 240, stock with 390,000 miles.. on a hill 5 speed manual. lol acuras. The idiot was shifting really fast and was pulling 4th on the hill and was in my mirrors while I was still climbing up the powerband on 2nd gear.

oh and here's the funny part:

I wasnt even trying to race :)

only new jap crap can claim it has performance, anything made in the 90's was sporty in looks only.

dont even get me started on v-tec. more like poor ripoff of vanos.

Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU

Jettas R4 girls !W48S2eY4nU Mon 19 Sep 2011 03:01:00 No.5300159 Report

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>>5300099
I get it now lol, no spell check.

Type R !DR30en61/2

Type R !DR30en61/2 Mon 19 Sep 2011 03:04:00 No.5300169 Report

Quoted By: >>5300183

>>5300146
>in looks only

Oh you silly american

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 03:10:00 No.5300183 Report

Quoted By: >>5300228

>>5300169

yeah the cars that few own, like the mr2 and the real sporty cars out of japan (anything RWD or AWD) were valid, but 90% of the shit on the road that is riced out and sporty looking econobox horseshit = lol.

hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk

hurr durr ford mechanic !0akGH3DBCk Mon 19 Sep 2011 03:15:00 No.5300193 Report

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just the other day

>driving down my street
>bunch of kids, the usual ones, don't move
>meh
>rolling slow with the clutch in so no noise
>bastard taunts me and does the finger and jumps infront of me
>LOL 5k revs dump clutch
>wheelspin and swerve at the wee fucker
>he dives on the footpath like an olympic high jumper
>other kid, thats pretty chill and moves when i come, hits the curb falls off his bike and his full face helmet falls off (ino for a bike right?) and lands falt on his chest
>LOLOLOLOL
>continue driving

my girlfriends hits me whenever i wheel spin at the fuckers

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs

vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs Mon 19 Sep 2011 03:16:00 No.5300197 Report

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>>5300146
YOU TALKIN SHIT BOUT VTEC NIGGA?
IF YOU AINT REVIN OVER 5K YOU AINT DRIVIN RITE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 03:30:00 No.5300221 Report

Quoted By: >>5302325

>Driving recently completed 79 Camaro project (sold it in July :'/)
>Supercharged 340, .60 over, 12 PSI
>Driving home from loljustdrivingaround
>cunt kids in street
>get behind
>coasting up to them
Motherfucker I know you hear this thing
>honk horn, one looks, flips me off
>okay bitch, I'll play
>4 speed into neutral
>rev limiter
>Backfire EVERYWHERE
>First
>nose off ground a couple inches
>they dive, I drive
notafuck.jpg

Type R !DR30en61/2

Type R !DR30en61/2 Mon 19 Sep 2011 03:32:00 No.5300228 Report

Quoted By: >>5301032

>>5300183
>but 90% of the shit on the road that is riced out and sporty looking econobox horseshit = lol.

90% of every car ever made in any decade was like that

green jello !kop9aahnfs

green jello !kop9aahnfs Mon 19 Sep 2011 04:04:00 No.5300330 Report

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>sitting at red light waiting to turn
>there's a Dunkin Doughnuts on the corner across from me
>some lady with a Ford Excursion is in the drive through
>she leaves and goes to turn out
>notice she stops and backs up
>tries again. Stops and backs up again
>lol Excursion is too big for drive though

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 06:29:00 No.5301032 Report

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>>5300228

you miss the point:

these peopel put shitty addons to said econoboxes and think they're racing/sports cars.

then cry when they get owned by cars that are real sports cars, or have an environmentally unfriendly drivetrain under the hood (such as those chevy SUVs in that vid)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 14:22:00 No.5302305 Report

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finaly just got done reading this thread

archive nao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 14:38:00 No.5302325 Report

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>>5300221

Congrats, you almost ran over a deaf kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Sep 2011 15:59:00 No.5302451 Report

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>drive slow
>piss people off
I sure lol alright

jdsm !z4MXSuBARU

jdsm !z4MXSuBARU Mon 19 Sep 2011 16:37:00 No.5302527 Report

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>cruising down side street
>guy walking dog
>dog squats to shit
>lay on horn
>dog jumps vertically, does a 180 degree turn in mid-air and starts growling at me
>i lol heartily, owner is laughing his ass off, dog looks confused
>continue on my way

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Sep 2011 05:04:00 No.5304553 Report

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