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OP here>Walk into my apartment building >Black lady who always stares me down closes elevator on me as I enter >When elevator gets to my door I hold door open >Turn around and say if this elevator had back seats you would be there. >Walk off with Fuck Yeah face
I'm a mechanic !oGZ5tvYBOk
>driving on my street >guy yells at me to slow down >tell him to go fuck himself
Jeep Man !tJCQK2SayQ
ITT: OP is truly a faggot.
finfag !ABARTHJim2
>park the lada in a space reserved for low emission shitboxes >man yells i cant park there >laugh
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>>2845595 >my street are you a jew?
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>Leaving Taco Bell >Idiot in front of me is parked at exit, for some reason. >Annoyed, I do a two-point reverse, mindful of the car behind me, to go to the other exit >Middle-aged woman behind me blows horn impatiently. >I flip her off and shout "Fuck you, cunt." >She looks flustered.
Raging GTO Fag !vFj32Q3WT6
this was when i was learning stick>Sitting at light >Light turns green >car stalls >woman blows horn at me when other lane is completely open >Flip her off through sun roof as i burn out >feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>2845614 you know you were just slipping the clutch, right?
280zx !!26ffd6rws
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>>busy traffic around GSP mall at closing time at night >>trying to get out of the parking lot into the road that circles the mall. >>Bitch in car is in the middle of the 4 lane road trying to merge onto the other lane. >>i'm yelling but not audibly from inside the car >>she finally gets on the oncoming lane >>she curses at me in some hawt foreign langauge >>i was actaully yelling at a surbaban with hibeams on, blinding me, in the other lane who was blocked off by her.
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>Black guy in a maroon Ford Explorer cuts into my line in front of me, nearly hitting me. >I blow the horn. >He blows the horn back. >I blow the horn twice. >He blows the horn twice. >I do a quick third blow. >He does an equally quick third blow. >I flip him off. >He slams on the brakes. >Left lane is open, so I swing out and ease past him without braking. >He leans out his window giving me an exaggerated "nigger stare." >I make a finger gun at him as I drive casually past.
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>Retard in F-150 runs red, almost get t-boned. >Rage. >Retard in Hyundai runs stop sign, almost get t-boned. >Rage.
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>>2845595 Simple to the point I lol'd.
>>2845597 You drive a jeep sir.
>>2845599 gold .
let's keep going /o/ some laughs is good with morning breakfast.
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>doing 75mph on a 60 speed limit in the fast lane >get tailgated for about 5 mintues >car eventually furiously passes me weaving in and out of lanes >reach a traffic jam up ahead >see car that was tailgating me stuck in the slow lane signaling to switch lanes >no one lets him through >drive past with troll face looking at the driver
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>Ice Skate while in car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJupNDIKkEk&feature=player_embedded >Oh, wait, I'm not a Saudi, and this isn't me. Anonymous
>>2845635 you just woke up hippie?
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>Leaving a very crowded parking lot. >Someone in a maroon Mazda 3 has parked in the aisle, blocking off three vehicles, including mine. >There's a little bit of space for me to get out, but not without hitting the back of the Mazda. >I realize I'm in a pickup with heavy chrome bumpers. >I nudge the Mazda, then drive out, the side of my front bumper leaving a huge scrape down the back of the Mazda's bumper. >I drive home, clean the maroon paint off with some chrome cleaner.
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>>2845645 HA
>>2845639 That's what I was thinking.
OP here another one.
>Driving on highway with 99' mustang again >Long ass drive see almost no one >Hear a fart can >Look over a ricer with some clown face bitch staring >Look return at stare with a what face? >Points down to roll down window yells old man when I do >See him speed off and find him later in a ditch >insert lolwut.jpg Anonymous
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>>2845653 9:30 AM here eating a cream-cheese bagel with some coffee.
>>2845656 lol'd.
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>me and gf head to mall >see prius parked in 2 spots near front of mall >convince another passerby to back in as close as possible to passenger side >park close to drivers side, completely boxing it in >come back from mall to see old guy sitting on bumper, waiting for us >begins to yell at us >completely ignore him and talk amongst ourselves, not even recognizing hes there >he has no idea what to do >hop in truck, back out and let gf in, drive off >lulz
Jeep Man !tJCQK2SayQ
>>2845635 >Implying Jeeps are automatically bad or faggots Anonymous
>>2845678 Most of the ones my family has bought fuck up while I still have my 99 stang in mint condition I also have a Windstar van from 90's that's fine aswell.
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>Walking through a grocery store parking lot. >Riced-up pearl white Pontiac Sunfire 4 door passes by, with purple flames, white double-spoke wheels, and a primer-grey Cavalier trunk lid with Cavalier altezza-tails and a double-decker wing. >I look at the visor wearing bro driving it, then notice it's an automatic. >I shout out "nice slushbox" as I walk past him. >Bro leans out the window, stares at me, then shifts his car into neutral and starts revving it way the fuck up. >I stare back, unimpressed. >He does a neutral drop from about 6000 rpm, the car lurches forward, then makes kind of a squeaky-pop sound, then a BANG and goes dead. >He immediately restarts the car and starts trying every gear, but the engine just revs. >He looks like he's about to cry. >I laugh and walk away.
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>Took a workout supplement called "Black Powder" before going to the gym >Feels good man, like I drank 5 coffees >Feel nervous and anxious while driving >Huge truck in front of me blocks view of traffic lights at a 4 lane intersection >Truck signals to turn and makes turn >Not paying attention and drive through intersection when truck completes turn. >as I'm driving through see a guy stop walking in the middle of the crossing and give a WTF face >look in rear view mirror and see car behind is stopped at light >realize I ran a red light >stop taking work out supplements before driving
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>>2845584 This thread makes me jealous. I never get satisfaction like this in real life.
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>>2845699 Damn bro, glad you didn't kill anyone.
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>>2845702 OP here.
man up, be proud of what you drive aslong as you aren't a ricer faggot.
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>Get stuck behind funeral procession >Try to merge into next lane, br/o/ cuts me off, stops to yell "fuck you" then zooms off. I lose him in intervening traffic >Lanesplit to the front and start cruising sloooowly in front of him as he weaves back and forth behind me. >He is forced to stop when we reach the CHP officers who are directing the funeral procession >Turn back and trollface.jpg for the next 4 miles.
American Focus Owner !!4n6LyoOWD
>Sitting at a red light with my windows down >Woman in front of me signaling right >No traffic coming from the east >Yell out my window "You can turn right on red" >She turns
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>bitch behind me honks horn in parking lot >flip her off >dump clutch and throw rocks all over her windshield
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>>2845708 HAHAHAH this was gold.
>>2845713 Also gold keep digging /o/!
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>>2845672 >truck oh you rednecks, you so random
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>driving home after work >bitch on cell phone driving decent slows down next to car I get behind her, maintaining speed slight tailgating >brake checks me twice >run her off the road >gives me the finger going by > stops at stop light 2 cars in front > get out of car and stare through window really clos>smile
American Focus Owner !!4n6LyoOWD
>Driving normally >asshat in a purple Integra flies by >we both hit a red light >asshat takes off like a bat out of hell >we both hit the next light >I laugh at him >he revs his engine >I laugh harder >he says "you know this is an integra GS-R right?" >Again he takes off like a maddcunt >HIT YET ANOTHER LIGHT >I yell, "nice ricer flyby faggot" then proceed to get in front of him when the light turns green(road was merging to one lane) >he acts like he's going to follow me >I pull over and motion for him to do the same >he drives off like a scared bitch
I'm a mechanic !oGZ5tvYBOk
>friend in 72 chevelle SS pulls up beside me >tells me "no racing" with a big smile on his face >does a huge fucking burnout >the cop behind him pulls him over
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>>2845734 HA.
>>2845732 Representing.
OP here another one for the people.
>Pull out slow at a green light, driving my 1990 Camaro. >Guy in little red-egg honda civic asian bitch pulls infront of me and fingers as he zooms off >Pursuit this guy, as I drive by him I roll down window and throw one of the rocks that I carry around in my car for these cases through his cars passenger window and hits him in the face >Pull into a parking lot as he continues going straight >Sit in car with fuck yeah face Anonymous
>>2845732 you're suppose to race.
S197GT !l.StanGuPo
>>2845713 Something like this happened in my truck
>driving along >some old bitch almost runs into the side of me as she forces herself into my lane (I'm literally right next to her, not even in blind spot) >I slam on brakes and go "how the fuck did she not see a mud-covered truck next to her?" >Start raging >Switch lanes, get in front of her and intentionally cut her off... She's like 80 years old >Light turns red, we both stop >I can see her shaking her fists at me and fumbling around her car (probably for a pen) >Initiate brakeburn. Fling rocks/mud/melted rubber all over her car >Drive off with fuckyeah.jpg face and my passenger going "why the fuck did you do that?" Anonymous
>>2845756 oh come on its just an old lady :D
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>>2845756 Lol old lady probably got scarred after that.
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>Blue Ford Ranger passes me a no passing zone. >I blow the horn. >Bro driver flips me off and guns the engine, disappearing from sight. >Two miles up the road, cop has him pulled over.
I'm a mechanic !oGZ5tvYBOk
since we're on the subject of old ladies>go to the mall >old lady comes up to me asking directions >I tell her how to get to the courthouse >she asks if I could drive there and she'll follow me >I tell her I don't speak english after explaining to her exactly how to get there
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>driving 30 in a 25 in a suburban street >vietnam old guy screams "slow the fuck down asshole" >e brake u turn >Launch control >peel out up his driveway and across his front yard >cops visit my house the next day
S197GT !l.StanGuPo
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>>2845758 Yeah but I hate old ladies.
>>2845760 God I hope so.
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>>2845765 I actually did this once aswell.
OP here, brb going for haircut up the street.
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>>2845750 In a Ford Focus ? I actually did kinda race him you could say, I pulled him off the line(from the 3rd light we hit) then cut him off before it went to one lane. But that was only like 0-30/35....my friend was laughing pretty hard though.
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>sitting at a light >playing with clutch moving forward a bit >guy next to me thinks light is green >runs red light and gets pulled over
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>attempt to change lanes >get prevented from merging by asshole speeding >he honks the the horn, I move back into my lane >asshole starts to tailgate me, I accelerated up to 75mph (in a 35 lawl) >slow down and continue to drive home >asshole continues to follow me >police pull asshole over >drive off with fuck yea face
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>Driving back to friends house in my STI, doing the speed limit. >Doucehfuck in a Toyota tries to pass me on a two-lane, 25 MPH back steet. >Nearly hit 100 and put him back in his place. Behind me. >Brakecheck him at the 4-way stop. >Douchebag blows through 4-way stop.
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>>2845584 >standing in line at starbucks, glance at cars outside >retard in V6 mustang flips me off and tries to peel out >sigh S197GT !l.StanGuPo
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>>2845776 I have one sorta like that.
>Driving my old explorer sport >red light up ahead with nobody at it >guy in the left lane gets in front of me for no reason >I get in left lane and proceed to "mean mug" this guy >I see the light turn green out of the corner of my eye >Turns out to only be the left turn signal >Slam on the brakes and get sideways through the intersection because Fords Rear ABS sucked >turn off the main street ASAP because of embarrassment Anonymous
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>>2845765 lol
>In parking of Denny's with the lunch I just ordered >Random black woman who looks like a 40 year old crack head walks up to my car and signals me to roll down the window >Not in the ghetto so I roll down the window >First thing I notice is the smell of alcohol in her breath >Black woman asks if she could get a ride, location not specified >I stick my head out of the window and say >Get the fuck away from me! >She walks away >Get home and wash my face and the inside of my nose in case she has come kind of disease No replacement for hurr !!4fxUJDfPI
>>Driving down older interstate highway and get to a red light. >>Ricer in matte black CRX with rotas looks at me and revs engine hard. I look over with a wtf look on my face. >>Light turns green and he launches. I take off normally. By the time we get to the other light a quarter mile away, he is barely 20 feet in front of me. >> At the red light he yells "Yeah, if I had a sunfire I wouldn't race either!" >>Turn of traction control in my "sunfire" and trolololololol
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Not car related, but....>Walking into Wal-Mart. >Teenage blond girl accosts me and asks if I would like to donate money for her church youth group's mission trip to Malawi. >I stop, look back at her wide-eyed, then hiss at her like a cat. >She recoils and looks confused. >I continue walking into store.
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>>2845760 >>2845756 Probably went home to have a heart attack and die alone.
Nice going asshole.
S197GT !l.StanGuPo
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>>2845836 very hot OP I cum on cat she hiss at penis
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>>2845840 One less useless old bag cluttering up my streets imo
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> i troll a guy in a big gay truck > he follows me to my house parks behind me and starts to get out of car > i slam his door on him, drag him out of car and kick the shit out of him > i call police and he gets arrested for having knife on him, trespassing, following me, etc.
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>>2845836 You must be smooth with the ladies.
I'm a mechanic !oGZ5tvYBOk
>drunkenly roaming streets at 2 am >walk into middle of road almost hitting a guy in an S10 >guy in the truck stops >start yelling at him calling him a faggot >guy drives away
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>>2845823 >"sunfire" what was it actually?
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>>2845860 >>2845862 Christfags detected.
Ͽ♪ deaf guy with a c4 !KX4zwAwprI
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>>2845765 >>2845771 Just say you're deaf.
and I actually got my haircut just 30 mins ago too.... up (and around) my street.....
Anyways, one time...
(keep in mind this happens every day after high school let out because of the number of show-off ricer faggots)
>I cruise on the major road my high school is located upon, and watch like 5 hondas fly by in crazy swerves among traffic up ahead >I don't mind them >stop at red light >light turns green, honda flys by me (4 lane street btw) on the right side and decides to swerve in front of me with only 1 to 3 inches clearance, almsot hitting my car >I become furious and chase the car because I am fed up >next red light honda driver turns into convenience store, I rush into the spot next to him and I get out and slam my door >guy has whatface and his friend is telling him he knows who i am and that im deaf, blah blah "hes cool" >I ignore guy i know, and walk to honda driver and yell in his face "FUCK YOU" and yell in gibberish explaining that he almost clipped my car >I proceed to say "your fucking honda sucks dick and so do you" and i get in my car and drive off Anonymous
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>>2845865 >SLOW DOWN, FAGGOT Anonymous
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> shit kicker in beat up 80's F150 tries to pass everyone in traffic where right lane ends and everyone's already merged left > I don't let him in, asshole runs old lady in buick into center lane squeezing in behind me > tailgates the fuck out of me with high beams on > ease off gas to 25mph, downshift for added lulz > at the last second, flip left turn signal on and slam on brakes > everyone behind the asshole thinks he's turning left too and go around us to the right > turn during small gap in opposing traffic, shitkicker still stuck with everyone passing him
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>>2845859 i'd say that's a win in my book.
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>Driving on the highway (single lane) for work in my shitty car >Dirty ass tanker spewing diesel fumes driving slow and holding me up >Pass him >Immediately passes me at high speed, slows down again >Try to pass, he won't let me >Finally waves me around but there is oncoming traffic >Finally pass him at high speed and think I might actually get to my appointment on time >Stop for gas later, truck follows me >Bitch ass wife says I'm too non-confrontational >I got lazy so just imagine I wrote out the rest of the plot of Duel
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>Getting off the highway where two lanes go left >Guy in the inside lane swerves into mine >I honk at him >He slows down and proceeds to swerve at me >I swerve back even harder >He hits the brakes and honks >We hit the next light >I put my car in park immediately and get out >His wife/gf in the car is screaming at him then looks at me and says "please stop we have a baby in the car" >I tell her "tell your b/f to stop driving like a fucking idiot then" and get back in my car >Light turns green and the guy swerves at my car again as we take off >I let it go
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>>2845682 >Implying Jeeps are supposed to be super reliable. Anonymous
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> Went on /o/ > Bumped most popular thread atm.
A fine Gentleman !DiESELuv8k
>Wearing Luftwaffe (Bundeswehr) Iron cross t-shirt to store >Park in front of the store, next to the handicap spot >Old lady coming out of the store and sees me >Stares at me and says that I'm a disgusting nazi >She continues to her car on the handicap spot >I keep looking at her with a what-face >Tell her that it doesn't give her the right to park on the handicap spot even that she's fucking ignorant shit >Some random guy shakes my hand as I enter the store
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>>2845920 >driving my eclipse with gf >alignment is a touch off, car swerves 2 inches out of lane >some jackass in a crown Vic takes it the wrong way, swerves at me >get to light and he gets out of his pos and eyes up my >baby in the back seat, yells at us >just leave when light turns green > Anonymous
>black guy trying to make left onto a 4 lane road from mcdonlads >i stop in traffic in front of him >black girl in another car in the turning lane, going left into mcdonalds successfully grabs my attention by saying "Hey you idiot" >she said "cant you see hes trying to turn?" >i shrugged my shoulders and said "i dont give a fuck" >rolled up limo-tinted windows
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>Driving down 2 lane road >I'm in the fast lane doin 110kmph >Have some jack ass tail gateing me for 10 minutes >Cant turn into slow lane to let him past due to amazing number of cars >Finally get into the slow lane to let this knob past >He rolls up beside me >Screams something about learn the fucking road rules, this "lane is for going fast, buy a fucking real car" >fast forward 5 minutes later >slowed down to 20kmph >see cops on side of road >they have pulled someone over >its the jack ass >hes uber mad in his car while the cop is writing him a ticket in the cop car >roll the window down >laugh in his face >he starts screaming at me >gets out of his car >cop is all of a sudden out of his car runs over and smashes the guy onto his bonnet
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>Read >>2845963 >Confused >Moved on to the next post. Anonymous
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>>2845799 LOL
>>2845971 Genius
Ps- op here my haircut is well done.
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>>2845985 Wearing a t-shirt wtih current German airforces cross.
>Gets called a Nazi >wat Anonymous
>driving in a 65mph zone doing 80mph >dickfuck in a riced-out civic almost jams himself under my suburban >he switches lanes >i do the same >shit goes on for miles >he finally gets a chance to pass me >passes me and almost hits a cop >he gets pulled over >i give him my trollface as i pass
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>>2845963 didn't understand your last part of the story
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> 3 lane road, no other cars but me and crx > cruise control 20 over limit > crx tailgates the crap out of me for 40 minutes > rips past me and cuts me off > roadblock, taken aside and ticketed for violating graduated licensing program and having too many passengers > I am waved past roadblock because they're busy, i am currently violating graduated licensing program by having too many passengers.
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>>2846004 bitch was parked in a handcapped spot
op pointed out that mental handicaps do not qualify her to park in said handicapped spot
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>>2846018 me or him?
Vancouver bc, so no mexicans
A fine Gentleman !DiESELuv8k
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>>2846004 There's handicap spots in front of most of the stores here where you can park with a special license, mostly for people in wheelcharis and such. As I walked in the store some guy who went in infront of me turned around and shook my hand.
I hate everyone who parks on handicap spots and aren't handicapped.
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>Driving around in a goddamn Jetta >Pull up next to a domestic rice Ford Focus hatch (non SVT), we're both in left turn lanes >He's playing loud gay music and bouncing on his clutch >I bounce on my clutch >Light turns green, he takes off, gets pulled over 30 seconds later >Drive around neighborhood where liberalfags live, priuses everywhere >Floor it when anyone is in earshot >See looks of disgust, get cheap laughs
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>Red Light >Sport bike pulls up next to me and revs >Light turns green >He rips off and is pulled over by the cop just past the intersection that I saw >coolface.jpg
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From back in high school>driving through parking lot >accidentally tap gas too hard, tires chirp >some redneck fag with a monte carlo looks horribly offended >we're walking to the store, he drives up >leans out window "WHY DON'T YOU LEARN TO FUCKIN DRIVE?" >Yell back "Why don't you grow up, faggot?" >He gets out of car >Realizes he's about to be thrown in jail for assaulting minors >We laugh at him >Gets in his car, floors it and chirps tires
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>>2845999 another from me being an asshole
>enter construction zone >see where the lanes merge >drive in 2 lanes 10 under the speed limit >cause a traffic jam >coolface.jpg vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
>driving 96 taurus >pull up to light >people laugh >floor it >get beat by mustang >fuck my life
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>driving along in my FTO >faggot in brand new S Class cuts across 3 lanes and almost sideswipes my bumper >i sound the horn, he does the hand movement that suggests i play with myself >get angry, follow him >after 2 miles, we come up to a red light that takes forever to change >pull up beside him, roll window down and proceed to shout at him >he ignores me and pretends i'm not there >roll window back up >he makes a sneering remark to his fat bitch wife >i put my handbrake up and do a 6k clutch dump, spraying his brand new, shiny paintwork full of hot sticky Toyo >pull away and cut infront of him >feels good man
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>back out of convenient store parking lot >reverse for a few seconds then break >put it in drive >notice a cars backing up too and almost hits me >she goes on her way >next stop sign she gets out of her car and tells me to roll down my window >"did I hit you?" >"nah you were close though" >"oh, dont scare a mother like that haha"
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>>2846107 wow you are a huge faggot.
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>>2846107 Well done, so well done.
OP here I will add another.
>Rainy Day roll up at stop light see guy I went to highschool with >Luckily guy is on bicycle and was a faggot that we scrapped all teh time >Slowly drive along with him on his bike >Fingers me >See huge puddle on the corner of the curb floor it make a turn splash up as he rides into the wave of splashed shit >My face Bumpity?! !!pdTtjJplz
>parking at party city in my lifted wrangler >see a spot that is close >it's for expecting mothers >park in it >come out 10 min later with some asian bitch looking at my jeep >as i unlock my door i look back at her, she is staring at me then the sign then at my belly >she rages and flips me off >hope in my jeep and give her a head nod and a smile
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>>2846192 >>at my belly lol'd
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>>2846174 >continuing highschool drama as an adult Wow, you truly are a little shit.
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>>2846222 Revenge knows no time limit.
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>>2846222 I'm sure if in highschool a guy had a vendetta for your wife to be his, and stashed shit in your locker trying to get you expelled that you would be friends with him?
I don't think so, this is America.
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>>2846222 He deserved it for being on a bike more then anything
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>in highschool a guy had a vendetta for your wife to be his >highschool >your wife >wife
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>>2846265 Implying my wife now, was the woman I was with in Highschool.
>>2846259 Not even a nice bike either *shakes head*
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>>2846279 >highschool >woman how fucking old are you?
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> feather throttle while pulling out of parking lot, not even chirping tires > stop at intersection, badass face on > hear screeching "you're gonna die!" > slowly turn head to left, expression unchanging > group of teenagers on steps of church on weeknight > little girl yells "you're going. to die." > slowly shrug, then perform deafening burnout. > expression never changed
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>>2845761 You don't happen to live in NC do you?
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>>2846371 i would have, but i was too busy being a bad motherfucker.
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>rollin with my bro in my modded supra >pull up next to some old guy and his trophy wife in a flashy car at a stoplight >ask what's the retail on that thing >says it's more than I can afford, pal- ferrari >smoke him
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>>2846395 took you long enough, buster
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> leaving high school, turning left at intersection > no one at light, no one coming from left > initiate drift > cop has someone pulled in the twenty feet that's barely obscured by the combination of a tiny hill and a ditch > cop turns to me, expressionless > stare back, straight over steering wheel, while drifting, expressionless > raise fingers off wheel for a little wave > complete drift, look in rear view to see him running to his car > he's just standing there. he waves, then turns back to what he was doing
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>riding my bike down the highway >idiot tries to run me off the road >I pull in front of him and toss the change out of my pocket over my shoulder >hear screeching tires, gun it while fuckyea face
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>in my camaro ss onthe freeway with my cutout open >douchebag in a lifted dodge ram with "Boss Hog'n" on his windshield is tailgating the shit out of everyone and shit like a typical lifted truck faggot >I speed up but he keeps tailgating me like no tomorrow >So I get over and he furiously goes around me >To his demise I punched it right after and gave him a total ear rape with the loudness of my SS >I went 130+ and dusted his oversized shitbox >He eventually caught back up and I gace him the finger and proceeded to trollface.jpg
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>>2846420 This made me laugh.
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>Driving down the highway in my old acura >Nice day, so sun roof is open >Faggot ricer in some Nissan thinks Im interested in racing him >Keeps accelerating until hes two inches from my bumper, then backs off and repeats process >Brake check him >He lays on horn and switches to just riding my bumper >I throw a cup of change out of the sun roof >I hear him brake and watch him spin out >Fuck yeah
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>Going for run >drive by bro trolls yell shit at me and speed off >i run fast so i catch them at stoplight down the road >guy looks out >i yell at him "you talk alot of shit for a little punk who borrowed his daddy's piece of shit neon" >see people in another car laughing at them >they floor it hen light turns green
that fucking skinny ass britfag (in america) with all that hair.
that fucking skinny ass britfag (in america) with all that hair. Wed 19 May 2010 00:07:00 No. 2846553 Report Quoted By:
>driving down PCH >signal to get in the left turn lane >bitch in turn lane floors it to pass before we get in front >bitch jumps two lanes the the right after passing >rage critical, meltdown in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 >lean entire body out of window while yelling and flipping bitch off looking for shit to throw >is not the first time this has happaned.
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>Enter a Rural Town in Iowa. >I stop thinking there was a stop sign but it was only a 2 way stop. >Man in huge truck yells while he was at his stop "DONT STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT" after I was already stopped. >Man drives away >My police officer brother encourages me to follow him so he can give him a piece of his mind. >Tell him no need to. >Drive away like a 18 year old girl >Cry that night.
Denver !!xhJYkebHU
>driving nissan hb >being tailgated by big car carrier transport thing >two lanes are turning into one about 200m ahead >switch into left lane >retarded trucker tries to pass me on the outside (right side) not realizing the lane is about to end >i slam on my brakes >heart is racing >yell fuck you, but no one hears me >get home, come on /o/ >find thread about stupid people on the highway >post event
Firechicken !wa1Oaw/SLc
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>Being tailgated >Speed up to 10 over >Still being tailgated >Speed up to 15 over >Still being tailgated >Passing lane was open the whole time
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>>2846571 why slam on the brakes?
if he hit you it'd be his fault for passing on the right.
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
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>>2846603 BUT IT WAS HIS FAULT OFFICER!!!
Denver !!xhJYkebHU
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>>2846603 because my grandpa was in the passenger seat... 70,000 lb truck vs half ton nissan hardbody with elderly man in it. I dont think so.
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>Driving my Toyota Supra >Guy in Ferrari pulls up at light. >Compliment him on car and ask how much it costs. >Guy answers, "More than you can afford, pal." >Buddy slams laptop and says, "Smoke 'em."
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> Driving my 88 Shelby Z daytona on the highway. > already doing 10 over > Bike on my ass in traveling lane, passing lane open > Slam brakes > Bike slows down then darts into other lane > paces my car making gestures > reach in my waistband pull out Taurus PT845 and point at biker > biker takes off
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>>2846623 who pulls a gun out for stupid shit like that, faggot
Slosten !0heFfG9IKA
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>Rusted out El Camino driven by a couple of Mexicans pulls up next to me at red light. >Mexicans look over and ask if I enjoy my grandma car. >Light changes, El Camino turns left without making sure it's clear, gets t-boned by a Cherokee.
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>>2845584 Good riddance, a bunch of mexicans and a cherokke, no loss.
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Oh I get it, these are bullshit stories and forced memes.
¯(°_o)/¯ wat car iz gud ¯(°_o)/¯ !!aoBzOafDW
¯(°_o)/¯ wat car iz gud ¯(°_o)/¯ !!aoBzOafDW Wed 19 May 2010 00:38:00 No. 2846724 Report Quoted By:
>On my way to school >Next to girl in a new jetta >Need to get in her lane (right lane) >Take off a little faster than her and start signaling >She guns it and prevents me from merging >We're both doing over 60 in a 45 >Cop pulls only her over >feels good man.jpg
S197GT !l.StanGuPo
>Construction on the parking lot at work, no spots to park >Drive truck into the torn up part of the pavement, to the other side where spots are still open >It rains, filling the part that's been dug up with water >I see my friend walking to his car, decide to give him a scare >Run the truck full blast into the water thinking it will shoot to the side and miss him >It makes a tidal wave to the front of the truck instead, completely soaks my friend head to toe with muddy water >He looks really pissed and he's a huge guy so I just peel off and apologize the next day >No consequences
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>>2846760 I would of shoved your head in your ass.
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>driving to Huntsville >some idiot in a Mitsubishi Montero is tailgating me while I'm doing 70 in a 60 >drive alongside a car in the outside lane >box that bitch in
S197GT !l.StanGuPo
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>>2846771 And honestly, I wouldn't have been able to be mad about it...
I felt terrible about getting him wet. But now that I look back at it, it was pretty funny. Nobody got hurt, just wet.
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2846786 the fuck are you doing in alabama?
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>>2846799 living, of course
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>>In my Accord going speed limit on a 2-lane road in the right lane >>Only car on the road >>Some faggot in a turbo CRX flies up and rides my rear bumper >>I know up ahead there's a dip in the road that even a Cadillac would bottom out when it hits it >>I wait until last possible second to switch lanes >>Faggot in CRX hits the dip, he hits bump so hard his FMIC hits the road and bends upwards and he blows out his passenger side tire >>trollface
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Not ten minutes ago>dumb bimbo rearends me at stoplight > pull to side of road > only light dust scratches >tell her to gtfo and she needs drivers ed >everything went better than expected
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2846803 is that you 99' hoss?
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>>2846359 Mississippi. That happened in a little town called Sandersville, near the center of the state.
99 HOSS !!ld4oz2nLi
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>cocky faggot with girlfriend in car >dust his ass >tell his girlfriend to call me at next light
99 HOSS !!ld4oz2nLi
>>2846827 >see terminator cobra >terminate it Anonymous
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>>going down a hill in neutral doing the speedlimit (30) >>faggot in a working van rides my ass >>faggot tries to pass me up by going on the right side of me >>i put it in 2nd and catch to his speeds >>he's stuck right lane with a bus stopped at the bus stop >>swerves back in my lane >>i go over the speed limit and he cant keep up >>trollface.jpeg
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>>2846827 lol, no, '86 Merc 190E
GayEmoBetch !.pCLIFaWNg
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>Signal, Check, Change lane into left lane, etc infront of asian dude in a Toyota Tacoma with off road tires. >Tacoma comes blazing to the right of me and starts flicking me off and yelling. >I laugh >Tacoma gets pissed tries to ram me off the freeway gradually and comes within a few cm. >I don't bunch. >Tacama chickens out.
Facel-Vega !!EkOAoljTG
>waiting at the lights >had a bad day, decide to floor it when the light turns green >for some reason the guy next to me gets pissed off, gives me a "imma kill you" face, blows his horn and decides to change lane in order to follow me >car chase begins >go 140kph in a 50kph street >guy still following me >brake hard, go into adjacent street >guy misses the street >think "ha, owned you, buster" >guy turns into other street, somehow manages to find me >floor it again >the distance between us increases >say to myself "ha, I'm going to take this small one-way street nobody knows, once I exit that street he won't be able to know which direction I've taken" >go into one-way street >it's always empty >FFFFFUUUU-, NOT THIS TIME >a fucking Smart is waiting for some kind of gate to open, so I have to stop >the guy is just behind me now >fuck it >pick up floor jack that I keep behind the passenger seat >get out of car >my car is blocking his (narrow one-way street, remember?) so he can't escape >begin shouting and waving the jack around his car >guy is forced to back up >give him big, heartfelt finger, call him a faggot
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>driving along in favorite hills > see ricer honda covered in VTEC stickers >both gun it, while even I blow kiss to his girlfriend >downshift and trollface.jpg
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>>2846771 No it's already there
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>Several years ago, waiting for school bus >Wait for a car to drive down road >Run straight at it, slap the rear panel and lie down on road >Car stops and driver sees kid on the ground >Other school mates in on it and scream "HEZ DED!" >Driver has breakdown >Jump up from road and say 'IMMA GO SUE YOU' >Driver rages >School bus arrives >Trollface
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Zedith !Z5yHdSZN.s
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>>2846844 Woah, holy shit. When did you come back?
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> driving along on interstate, signal to switch lanes guy speeds up and stays next to me > he stares at me flips me off and laughs > I pull out my gun and point it at him > he slams on breaks and gets rear ended
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/o/ is arr/o/gant
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>>2846964 Offspring - Bad Habbit.mp3
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This story is old.>Driving my 95 Caddy with a cracked head gasket back in high school. >It spews MASSIVE clouds of white smoke. >Some asshole is tailgating me on a 1 lane road to my school. I'm doing the speed limit. >I gun it. GO GO GADGET SMOKE SCREEN. >He runs his car into a ditch due to my awesome smokescreen. >trollface.jpg
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>sitting at red light in 99 tacoma >get rear-ended by a ricer fag in integra >get out to check damage >no damage to truck >ricer's hood dented and scratched revealing that it's not real carbon fiber >yell "WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING ASSHAT" >get in truck and drive away
...That Dude... !KyUpmG9.1.
>Mexican guy in black f-150 with his wife/girlfriend has turning signal on >Give him huge amounts of space for well over 6 blocks to get in my lane >Light is coming up so I say fuck it and move up >He floors it to change lanes after all that >He didn't do it soon enough because of previous mentioned light >Swerves around me from behind, and into the lane to my left(turning lane) >Him and his wife just stare at me like they caught me fucking their moms >Not knowing the proper response, I put on a big smile, and wave happily >Everyone in my car, and their truck starts laughing >Just turned a shitty minor event into a somewhat fun story
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>Driving with buddy's yelling at drunks >Yell at kids >Get flipped off >Pull U-Turn to scare kids >Get T-Boned >Look like a fool
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>>2847000 u lie. That's peanuts that happens every day in my state. You must have 'worse' stories... 'darker' stories.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>parked in a mini mall parking zone waiting >car parks next to me >woman driver, I eyeball her so she wouldn't dent my ride >woman and old fart get out of the car, look at me >old lady says "that car needs a wash" >tell her to fuck herself
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>> Doing about 60 in California traffic >> Bitch tailgating me in SUV >> maintain my speed >> she changes lanes to the right to pass me >> She waiting for the car in the right lane to speed up to pass me >> I see her Family stick figures stickers >> RAGE >> drop a gear and box her in
...That Dude... !KyUpmG9.1.
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>>2847020 I've got a lot of shitty 'dark' stories. But figured I would keep everything going smoothly with the thread by posting a slightly humorous story.
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>>2846975 I'm in fucking tears right now. Bravo.
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OP here another from the books>When I first started learning to drive I'm with my dad on a mainroad >Some bro in a blazer ripping on me no matter what I do because I have an L >next stop light my dad and I switch seats quickly he goes slow for the guy >Bro attempts to turn out to the right and pass us and out of rage he doesn't see parked vehicles on the side >Smashes into one >We lol about it to this day
Bumpity?! !!pdTtjJplz
Partner !16HDIU0LFY
and somehow this ended on another thread>Driving on a one lane road a bit below the speed limit. >Fag with a dark purple mk3 golf appears >Flashes lights to make me go faster >Go slower >Flashes lights more >Go even slower (Like 30kmh on a 80 zone) >When a second line is added to the road he tries to overtake me >Accelerate to match his speed >trollface.jpg
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>nigger bitch cuts me off when im trying to go into other lane >bitch flicks me off because she thought i might hit her >i finally go to next lane >put my car diagonally in front of her, she freaks out, breaks, >i flick her off >peel out and leave
Partner !16HDIU0LFY
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>>2847095 i forgot to add i had the "L" plate for new drivers, i didn't need it but i fogot it there
Overboard and Self-assured - TRIPFRIENDS - BROALITION !!iwLOd24zy
Overboard and Self-assured - TRIPFRIENDS - BROALITION !!iwLOd24zy Wed 19 May 2010 01:56:00 No. 2847164 Report Quoted By:
>Driving '97 z28 on the highway >Guy in a new edge Mustang GT pulls up beside me >He revs >I laugh, he takes off from 100 km/h and I hit the gas >Leave him behind, lol as he hits his limiter, flip off out the window >great success >Driving fwd Stealth ES >Mustang GT revs at me at the lights in town >Rev back >He takes off, I don't >lol
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dunkleman !!En+ZraZ15
>going paintballing >taking the family van b/c of 6 passengers >guy in ram 1500 with his bitch pulls up next to me >calls me a soccer mom >I comment on how small his dick probably is >pulls out supersoaker and trys spraying me >bitches don't know about our paintball guns >guy becomes proud owner of the most colorful truck on the highway
nazi34 !!26ffd6rws
>>2847307 hahaha wtf? a supersoaker?
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>>2847307 bwahahahaha
oh, wow.
had to wipe a tear from my eye after reading and imagining this scene.
dunkleman !!En+ZraZ15
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>>2847314 i know i could have sworn he was a 12 year old in an 18 year old's body
Slosten !0heFfG9IKA
Partner !16HDIU0LFY
dunkleman !!En+ZraZ15
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>>2847353 add a truck bed and a butthurt loser with his bitch in there and you got it
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>drive 100 in 90 zone to Latvia >tell son over walkie-talkie to let a Toyota Avensis pass (had been tailgating forr 10 km, not a single attempt to pass) >see the bastard in the mirror >gun it >know that for him it is a blind sweeping corner with forest >coolface.jpg
Overboard and Self-assured - TRIPFRIENDS - BROALITION !!iwLOd24zy
Overboard and Self-assured - TRIPFRIENDS - BROALITION !!iwLOd24zy Wed 19 May 2010 02:37:00 No. 2847448 Report >>2847353 /r/ moar HKS Skyline
turbopanzer !!0HJgkzLBD
>Bought a Land Rover Discovery II >Drove it up the arse of compact drivers the whole way home. >Tougein' down the British countryside in a 2 tonne urban assault vehicle. >Half the electrics dont work - Land Rover standards.
No replacement for hurr !!4fxUJDfPI
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>>2847591 wat.
I've known some stupid people but...
Partner !16HDIU0LFY
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>>2845963 Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
dunkleman !!En+ZraZ15
another from the story books>crazy snow storm in the middle of october >riding in my friend's mom's van, which he occaisonally takes on cold days >warn him how slippery the roads are >he doesent care >making a turn >doesent brake, cuts the wheel and yells DRIIIFFTT >straight into a tree
nazi34--280zx !!26ffd6rws
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drunkenly crossing major street
Rit !sukiW9Ktmk
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Back when I had my beater v6 camry that burned a quart of oil every 100 miles:>dick on a sportbike tailgates me to the point of almost touching my bumper >starts flipping me off for no reason >encounter stopped traffic on the freeway, probably an accident ahead or something >rev the shit out of my car, turning what would be a small cloud of oil smoke into a fog that covers the entire northbound part of the freeway >completely still day, no wind at all >after two or three minutes, he tries lanesplitting around me (illegal where I live) to get away from the chokingly thick fog >gets pulled over about ten car lengths ahead >my face
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>cut some slow driver off >he send the signal to roll my window at the light >guy rages that "you almost a marine..." >let him rage >do sign language >he looks shock at shuts up >light turns green peel
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Today:>Driving 2003 Silverado >Stopped at red light behind pos early 90's dodge dakota >Light changes green >Loserfag stands on brakes and floors v6 pos >Strains with all it's might to do the most pathetic one wheel peel I have ever seen >Fag releases brakes and accelerates gently at full throttle >My 6.0L keeps up with minimal effort >WTF look on my face the entire time
PotatoFlake !OZOqcUlOtI
>Driving my Lotus >Guy in ~2005 Yellow Mustang GT going opposite direction waves at me. >Don't wave back
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>>2846279 I don't understand what's significant about that .gif
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>>Driving late night on the freeway >>Asshole in what appears to be a van tailgates me >> I rage and slow down more >>They flash their lights >>Slow down more >> Turns out to be an Ambulance >>Scared to death
Enzo !ubh5BroIMA
>>2847932 oooo lotus, never seen u on here so please post pics... its not that i dun belive u i just wanna see
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>>2848394 IIRC, it's his dad's. It's a basic yellow Elise.
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>driving my fury down a two lane road at ~65mph >some idiot in a riced car with this terrible stance tailgates me for about 5 minutes >see an intersection in the distance >he passes me on the left and attempts to turn at the intersection >he turns too soon >I t-bone him and push his car about 50 yards >destroys his hellaflush axles but only crushes my bumper >put it in reverse then get out to check the damage >see nothing too serious >drive away w/ coolface.jpg >go to parts yard and find a new bumper for $20
rhoaks !!QEK6W1iff
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>>2847484 Fuck yes. Same car, same year, same color. how bout them 3 amigos?
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>george washington bridge toll booth >woman tries to switch from ezpass lane to cash lane >i don't let her in >ends up cutting off the guy in front off me >too much throttle >head first into crash barrier >my face
dickbutt !!yvXwNpld8
>Driving home from little ceasers, at red light turning right on to a two lane one way. >Turn right in the far lane and gas on it, smoke billowing out of tail pipe(lol piston rings) >Ricer Gen2 eclipse is pissed because of smoke, pulls up to me and pedals the throttle. > He goes for second and dumps clutch, bogs down motor >I do same, rev up the dakota, dump second, chirp tires. > Fly by him spewing assload of smoke into his window. > troll face and laughter from me and my buddy as he flies by and flips us off.
Thracks !jr0jByoDgk
>>2850290 >lol i bmup thred dickbutt !!yvXwNpld8
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>>2850290 Got another one
>doing about 28 in a 25 >lady yells wildly for me to "Slow the fuck down" >slam on brake, reverse, first, dump clutch, 30 second burnout >motor returns to idle, tell lady to have a lovely day, drive away normally dickbutt !!yvXwNpld8
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>>2850296 I found this and it was like a gold mine
plus i was sleeping when it started :s
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>30 mph limit on road two turns away from my driveway in bmw convertible with top down >15 mph hard right. jetta with university plates full of skinny kids is tailgaiting. > rev match at 30 into second gear >turn out, power on, turn in power on. > jetta tries to follow, understeers into opposing lane >laugh my ass off all the way home (2 blocks) >horrify gf when i tell her what i did >talk to watch commander next day and he is as pleased as i was, and said that i had no liability if anything happened >consistently attempt to make idiots tailgate here.
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>Lanesplitting during heavy traffic >It's god damn legal in CA >Some bitch decides she's not having it and tries to cut me off >Punch her mirror off >Sell it on craigslist
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>Douchefuck tailgating me in traffic. >He eventually swerves around me on the right. >I speed up to stay next to him. >Grab airshit pistol from back floorboard. >Wave at douchefuck with fake pistol in hand. >Laugh my ass off as he goes hauling ass through traffic. Keep up with him for a while to scare him some more.
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>Sitting at an intersection >Riced out honda pulls up >Cop pulls up in one of the departments new chargers >Cop rolls down window >Hear eurobeat >Cop revs engine >Stoplight changes >Cop takes off, Honda is confused
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>driving home from party, wasted >young ass bitch flies by me in a brand new z4 at probably a little over 100 >im doing 80 already >i speed up to 115 >catch up >she doesnt like that. looks over like im a piece of shit for driving as fast as her daddys new beamer is. she is also on a cell phone >she floors it >i floor it >were going 150 at 4 am on the highway >neither car is winning. >troll face >a semi is coming up in her lane. mines all clear >she slows down >i slow down with her >she looks over at me scared. drops cell phone. hits brakes really hard >double troll face >i slow down right along with her >run her off road into ditch >FUCK YEAH
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>Riding down highway >Assclown in front of me flicks cigarette >Catch it >Half a cig left >Take a drag >Toss it >And not a single fuck was given that day.exe
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>>2850353 a true awesome person!
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>>Waiting at lights on bike >>Hambeast in the car next to me drops cigarette out window >>Look at cigarette >>Look at each other >>I say 'Pig' >>She rolls up window >>Smile behind helmet
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>>2850340 I lol'd
I got one that happened to me today
>dumb bitch in silver infinity SUV swerving all over the place >almost takes out a miata trying to change lanes >does the same to a few other cars >I speed up to not let her in my lane >she gets in behind me >I proceed to harass the shit out of her, brake checking, slowing down, fake launching from stop lights >eventually slow down and force her out of my lane >force her to turn right down a side street >smile the rest of the way home knowing I've done a service by scaring this dumb bitch into hopefully not driving again Anonymous
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>>Waiting behind two bogan white VS commodores, side by side at lights. >>Light goes green >>Bogan-mobiles launch >>Suddenly notice the Aurion next to me is an unmarked cop. >>Blue and reds flash >>Laugh my fucking arse off
Drive a DeSoto before you decide !PbnmHZIySE
Drive a DeSoto before you decide !PbnmHZIySE Wed 19 May 2010 13:16:00 No. 2850407 Report Quoted By:
>idling at stoplight late at night >teenage girls pull up behind me in SUV >roll back slightly while shifting into first >girls start honking horn frantically, clearly drunk >hold down brakes >honking continues >honking continues >roll back slowly until i bump their front bumper >screaming, honking continues >light turns yellow >do excellent pull across intersection >girls stop at red >my face
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>>Middle-aged woman on phone doesn't check blind spot while changing lanes. >>Fails to notice bike >>Move to shoulder >>Bang on her window at 100km/h
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>watch some bitch changing lanes, without signal >gun it, pull up right on her ass >lay on the horn like it's her fault >coolface.jpg
ELEMENT !avSg4/S92.
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>>Buy this Nerfgun: http://www.walyou.com/img/nerf-vulcan-gun1.jpg and a fuckload of darts >>Passenger hangs it out window >>Open fire on couple in '32 Deuce >>Woman laughs, throws styrofoam cup at us Anonymous
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TODAY>riding my trailbike >Stop at lights in the left of my lane >woman pulls up NEXT to me in the same lane >lane-split to the front of the cue >guy moves over to block me >hit his mirror with handguards >keep going
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>Driving Jeep Cherokee Laredo at about 2am on a Friday >Doing 55 in a 50 and a redneck-ified ranger is crawling up my ass >Ranger makes the move to pass >Proceed to stomp on accelerator and keep just ahead of him so he can't pass >Reach rotary intersection and I go around it like a sane person, ranger proceeds to drive over the giant island / planter in the middle. >Reach red light, Ranger burns out to the right, I'm going left. >See cop car fly the fuck up behind me and take the right >Took a right instead of left, find Ranger faggot being field tested for DUI about 4 miles up the road. >Rolled down the window, pointed and laughed
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>driving along in s4 >faggot in a boxter revs at me a redlight >only i notice cop up ahead >rev back >light goes green >i turn >boxter pulled over
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>>2850438 I WANT TO DO THIS
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>Walking to university on one of the main streets in Sydney(ausfag alert) >Faggot pulls over in an HQ ute, revs engine heaps, trying to impress someone walking past >Largely ignored >Tries to peel off >No wheel slippage, lots of smoke >Smell of burnt clutch >feelsgoodman.jpg
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>Friend and I going to pick some stuff up in a van (turbo diesel transit) >Get tailgated >Knock it up a gear, blow thick smoke all over car >Knock it back down, spew more black shit over them >Car backs off about 20 car lengths
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>>2850553 Forgot to mention you have to plant it when in the high gear, and once you gear back.
You should know that though, /o/.
/v3k/ Owner !o9o1IRkj4o
>Driving on roads I know very well (I drove them pretty much daily at this point) in freshly twin-turbo swapped Verada >Come up to a slow Holden VT Commodore Clubsport >Hover about 5 or 6 car lengths back at 10-15km/h below the limit for 5 or so km (this point I have a feeling he's trying to bait me) >Start gaining on him as I know a nice long straight section is coming >Go to overtake >He speeds up >Still overtake him with ease >He pulls finger at me, blares horn and flashes his full beams as I pass and then tries to ride my ass for next undulating section >I pull away regardless >My face
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>>2850570 ooooooooooooooooooooo
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constantly troll in van with 351w. Always lick window at stop signs and lights when people get upset
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>>2850570 as in a magna verada?
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>Cruising on the freeway >Dumb kid in a Scion tC tailgates me >Speed up and he keeps trying to catch up >Hit the gas pedal and leave him behind as turbo spools up. >Continue to mess with him like this until I reach my exit.
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>>cat and mouse with friend at 2am >>get split by traffic and stop sign >>passenger yells i see him >>follow some car for five minutes >>backstreets then main road at 150 >>pasenger says, isnt his car red, thats blue >>car stops in the middle of the road >>gets out, crobar in hand
/v3k/ Owner !o9o1IRkj4o
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>>2850636 Yes.
I had a 1993 KR Verada (At that point, the Magna was still a 2.6 liter 4cylinder) and I swapped a GTO Twin Turbo motor into it.
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>>2850570 did you show him your machete and chop off his hands?
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>first at lights for right turn >on learners permit with dad and mate in car (dc2 with steelies) >car behind revs hard, light turns green and casually drive on forgetting about person behind. >faded maroon VP commo with chromies and shit exhaust drives up beside me >surfy looking bogan checks out my car and realises im on L plates with dad in car >speeds off with puzzled look >not really relevant but still cool story bro.
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>crusing about a a kilometer before tunnel entrance >silvia flashing lights behind me >know there's a cop soon after tunnel exit >pull away >let silvia pass before tunnel exit >see it pulled over with tv camera crew also there >my face
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>doing speed limit >land cruiser in the next lane (opposite lane) >starts revving and jumping forward >passes me >about a mile ahead see it smashed into a truck
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>snowy and icy as fuck >in 4low doing 30 on highway >get passed by civic with a fart can doing speed limit > see him lose control about a mile and a half ahead (night) >call 911 >get to crash site >car rolled >him and gf splattered all over interior >depression
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>>2851153 You misspelt uncontrollable laughter.
Hakosuka !!xUQCuAgN6
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>>2850921 Shit was indeed cash
dickbutt !!yvXwNpld8
>While on my learners permit >Driving around with my mom to build up experience behind wheeel >99 Dodge ram > Red light ahead, shit box honda pulls up next to me >Revs to no end, typical honda smoke >My mom laughs to death and tells me to smoke this faggot. >Blow his doors off >feelsgoodman.jpg
American Focus Owner !!4n6LyoOWD
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>Sitting at a red light >Faggot mexican in an E-150 work van pulls up way too close >Look at him in my mirror to make sure he's looking at me, then flip him off >Light turns green >I creep away from the light with traffic on the left flying by me like I'm 80 years old >Stupid spic tries to pass on the left >I punch it and get even with the cars in the left lane >He gets back over behind me >I down shift >He realizes I'm slowing down without using the brakes and slams on his. >Trollface.jpg
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
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>>2851271 you must feel bad for lossing to VTAK
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851271 >implying a ram could go faster than a honda or fast in general
Anonymous
> park in handicap spot at my bank so I could run to the ATM and get some money > fat disabled guy in a custom handicap minivan pulls up > "you asshole, that's my spot, derp derp" > look at him with a straight face and say "shut the fuck up before you find yourself with broken arms as well" > guy stares with a blank look then leaves 2 seconds later > fuck yeah, pwnd a disabled guy
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851492 deal with it, ricer.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851513 I doubt his mom has that
also that POS would run out of juice after 20 yards
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851515 well to be fair im sure a base model ram could do better than a 20 second 1/4 mile which is what the average honda is capable of
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851517 a ram weights ~2 tons? and has some shitty 6.2 V8 (or whatever) pushing about 190hp? i doubt
Anonymous
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>>2851505 damn, it's gotta be hard to be that tough.
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851522 my car weighs about 2 tons and it has a tiny little 4.6 liter in it and im running 12s
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851527 I meant 3 tons
also your car has a soopercharger and better HP in general
Anonymous
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>>2851505 >I'm a piece of shit that's too lazy to walk 20 extra feet >So I park in handicapped parking >A guy pulls up that actually needs that spot >I proceed to be the biggest douche canoe faggot possible Fixed*
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
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>>2851527 timeslips or didnt happen
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851505 I fucking laughed at this one
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
dodge ram 1500 >1/4 Mile (sec @ mph). 15.6 @ 87.7 >1/4 mile 15.8@???
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
>>2851536 nice green txt faggot
show me real slips
Anonymous
>>2851541 God damn you're stupid
Those times are obviously a Hemi ram VS an EM1 or EP3, get over it faggot....Hondas aren't the fastest shit out there because of VTAK.
Anonymous
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>>2851536 Nobody cares, Termi. Greentext something amusing or be quiet.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851536 I never thought a base model ram would be that fast
still, I doubt 0.2 would blow the doors offa any honda...
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
>>2851547 no termi heree is a an amature drag queen
and thinks his POS bricks on wheels can go fast
and he says he drag races so where are the slips
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851552 well the civic time i quoted was a newer model
ricers generally have much older and slower civics
i can see it happening
Anonymous
>>2851555 I'd be willing to bet those times were quoted from a magazine, since termi drives a moostang....not a ram.
Also, he's posted slips before....are you really this fucking retarded or just trolling ?
Anonymous
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>speed up to catch the green light of a delayed left turn, dont make it slow down for light. >buddy behind me does the same thing, but gets out of car comes up to mine and yells at me. >tell him to fuck off and to get back to his car. he does. >light finally goes green again, i dont go, fingering him through the back window, > speed off when light goes green >he gets stuck at light.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
>>2851565 still, older civics are lighter and so on
blowing the doors off is like putting a ~11 sec car versus a 15 one
Black Snake Blown !uwXNZTvZ3Y
>>2851575 lighter, but still slower
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851582 yes if it gives you satisfaction, I'll agree
BUT
what if the ram was an older model?
SKkeeterZ !O0AvQurPpY
Anonymous
>>2851610 Nice try, you're just retarded.
atrocious !1ScpT0xyjE
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>>2851619 summed up pretty good
Anonymous
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>driving f150 with flatbed trailer >20ft lengths of rebar on trailer, hanging about 2ft over >have red flag on end of overhanging rebar >stop at light >young douche in delivery van pulls right up behind me >he slowly idles forward, pushing rebar into my bumper >drive away normally, get number off of van >have him fired later that day >he pays for new bumper and new paint job >fuckyea.jpg
Anonymous
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>bikers not riding single file on busy, narrow, mountain roads >opening for me to pass in my '67 camaro (RIP in Nevada somewhere outside of Carson City) >graven in the road >downshift, spin tires and rev up high >spray douchey bikers with gravel and exhaust >lol uncontrollably >sell best car I've ever owned to a guy outside of Carson City for 2k more than I bought it for >feel sad
Just an E36 318i !!B5yvs1mtt
>going maybe 10 over the speed limit in my neighborhood at night >Barely see the silhouette of a rather large (fat large) middle age man run into the street with his arms up >Get a glimpse of his face, he looks pissed >Speed up and watch him jump out of the way
Just an E36 318i !!B5yvs1mtt
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>>2852077 Oh, actually what i figure he was trying to do is make me slam on the breaks as some sort of example of why not to speed
If thats the case that backfired...
Anonymous
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>Driving my 97 Escort, 4cyl 5 speed many trans. >Pull up next to a Vtec civic whore. >Rev my shit, he revs his. >Light turns green, loses his muffler tip.
Anonymous
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this from back in high school->driving my dad's Jeep Scrambler because my piece of shit was broke down. >guy pulls next to me in a lifted Chevy a spins the tires. > I rev the engine and dump the clutch. > my clutch linkage falls out the bottom of the jeep.
the opinion of a BMW driver !!3O7TT0HSN
the opinion of a BMW driver !!3O7TT0HSN Thu 20 May 2010 01:05:00 No. 2852294 Report Quoted By:
>fast lane doing 70 in a 60, passing cars on the right >asshole in a WRX comes up and rides 5 feet behind me >give him a chance to back off for a few mins >he doesn't >wait till he's boxed in ahead and to the side, then slam on my breaks >lucky for him my breaks suck, but surprises him anyway >continues to troll until I see a clear opening ahead for my exit >drop to 3rd, get way ahead >when he finally catches up as I exit, I give him a jaunty wave
Anonymous
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ITT: people driving too slow in the passing lane
Anonymous
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Ͽ♪ deaf guy with a c4 !KX4zwAwprI
>>2852330 That's quite... correct...
Anonymous
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