ITT: Stories about your parents and driving.>Summer, 1970. >My Father and his friend just dropped in a new engine into a former police cruiser. >adjusted the speedometer perfectly >friend needs to go pick up his girlfriend >get in car >floor it from one side of Indianapolis to the other in 15 minutes, topping out the speedometer at 180(possibly over). >Now he's an accountant. >what?
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not my parents but one of my good friends parents story>drunk in bumblefuck >terrible drunken ideas ensue >car high five >both dave(friends dad) and dave's friend drive toward eachother from opposite directions going ~40mph >slap hands >both of them break their left arm in the process
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>Spring, 1967.
Hakuna Miata !8xHeagiUwI
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>my father(henceforth shall be known as The Almighty Bob, were driving(Harpy doing the driving) on the Pennsylvania Turnpike. Harpy was lighting quarter sticks and throwing them out the window, having a blast, drunk as hell. Eventually, he accidentally threw the cigarette lighter out the window instead by accident. He almost didn't realize this in time. Go on... I DARE YOU to find something more badass than that. Supposedly, the Almighty Bob video taped this.
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>ill just start by posting some green text and people will think this is a story about my parents but really its a story about me moving in with my auntie and uncle in bel air....
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>The Seventies >Dad has two co-workers in a pissing match about cars. One was the Hondurr of it's time, a Beetle. The other a 340 Duster >Hondu..uh Beetle owner I own joo in da twisties >Duster owner lets go faggot >Race agreed upon on challenging road close to work. Hon- BEetle owner gets cold feet, wants 1 minute head start >Duster owner says whatever man, we doing this or not >3am during lunch break they go, Dad riding with the Duster. > Duster rapes the the Beetle in the first half of the chosen course. It was so bad the Beetle declines to even go to the finish and turns around. >Duster owner and Dad wait 15 mintues for Beetle wner that never shows. Many lulz later at work
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story from father.>ownes toyota supra turbo, bought it off the show room floor way back when. >driving home from work one day, classic GTO pulls up to him at stoplight and revs engine >he revs back, street race ensues. >he whips its ass all the top to 120mph when the supra's governor kicks in >GTO roars by >he rages, gets drunk, goes for a drive >wrecks supra into tree
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>1988 >Brand new GT TwinCam sedan arrives. >Already smells like cigarette smoke and old man >Dad drives like a fucktard since day one >Wrecks it a month later
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>ITT totally unnecessary greentext
Fairlanefag !!chbaHByiE
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I guess this works.>late 70's >dad has a 60's Rambler >drives home from school, parks in the driveway, goes inside >less than a minute later a girl in a Chevy takes a corner too fast >hops the curb >rips across lawn >plows right into the Rambler >both cars totaled >same time period >owns a little Honda motorcycle >works on a farm >headless corpse recently found in one of the fields >dad works the graveyard shift >someone steals the bike one night >head from previously mentioned corpse found the next day >murderer still at large
Overboard etc. !!yvm0QrHZZ
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>Some time in the 80s >Dad has 1978 Trans Am, 6.6L (maybe Olds 403 I don't know) with mild mods and dat shaker hood >highwaygearslol >Every time an import tries to pass him he rips ahead, slows down, and does it again until they race >One time a guy in a mk III Supra Turbo got so mad after losing he followed him around for 20 minutes after exiting the freeway but couldn't catch up (lololol) >Eventually sells the T/A for a 69 Charger 440 >I'm like 4 at this time so he needs a family car >Sells Charger, buys '72 Challenger 340
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>>3629044 >>3 am>>lunch break Anonymous
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>>3629479 Someone's never worked nights...
Jeep Man !tJCQK2SayQ
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>>3629479 How's morning's at MickyD's?
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(Trolly I <3 You) 08 1000rr !WJ7KZfKEBo Wed 29 Sep 2010 05:56:00 No. 3629526 Report Quoted By:
>spring 2007. >i'm being brought home from the hospital having just been born >father touches my penis >get home and fall asleep in crib
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>Watching Initial D >HEY MEYBE ME DAD IS A DORIFTO RACER >Ask dad what cars he's owned from the 80s >Him: Hmm I think it was a 86.. >Me:yess >Him: Toyota.... >Me: Yesssssss >Him: Tercel >MFW
ComradeGiant !!SQ1h7ow0A
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>>3629568 No, no, you got it all wrong. He had the 4wd model and did rally.
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oh oh i wanna play>earlier this year >dad get's pulled over for tail light out (i was not with him) >cops tells him why he pulled him over >dad gets out of car >kicks tail light >tail light turns on >drives away >dad racing at local track in his FB >coming up to some S turns >oh fuck too fast >SPIN OUT >i cry cause i thought he was gunna die >3 years old in backseat next to my brother who has 5 at the time >dad gets pulled over for speeding (25 over) >cop comes up >brother and i cry cause we think cop is gunna shoot him >tell cop not to shoot him >dad get's out of ticket and my brother and i get police badges (actual plastic badges, not that sticker bullshit)
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>70s >dad gets drunk with his classmates >pile into his friends pick up truck >drive to the local softball game >open gate hatch >drive around the fucking field >everyone screaming their asses off >softball players run for dugout >they leave and get arrested down the road >dad is only 15 years old, gets off scott free
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>summer 2005ish dad buys 98 supra with few mods >go to local cruise nights >he meets up with older friends of his >dads friends recently picked up c8 callaway camaro >they make jokes about rice and such >dad offers to race them >following out to quiet roads to race camaro at 50mph stands on it hard and lays a good 60ft patch >oh shit supras in trouble >line up >brother drops arms >supra feeds camaro baaaad
Ford Apprentice !5zb/EKX0ks
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>>3629607 people like to embellish(bullshit) like the op post. I doubt it was that great.
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In the 70's, dad heard word of acres of weed somewhere "west of St. Louis", so he and his friend PoodleHead set out to find this oasis of pot without knowing an exact location in my dad's old Monte Carlo.
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>Early 1980s >Offramp drifting in Pinto
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>>3629629 what happened to fuck huge bags of weed?
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>>3629658 They got a tow truck driver to take them back to the car and tow them to his shop. They paid him with an entire duffel bag full of weed, lol.
chickin
>>3629658 They smoked it all, and spent the rest of week only answering to the name 'Stephan'.
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>>3629745 sure buddy, in your faggot fantasy land
The Turning Firebird !WHpcY/jfEc
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>1978 on bumfuck road in arizona >after long bout of drinking in prescott, take old highway (back then not old) 89 to flagstaff in a brand new '78 ford bronco with 400M engine >suddenly, DRUNKEN INDIAN >goes through windshield >cop comes, picks up (presumably dead or close to it) indian >tells them to sleep the booze off in the bronco and leaves, giving them a ticket >dad and uncle finish the trip plastered without a windshield and make it to flagstaff
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mid 80s my dad and his buddies who are all drunk as fuck decide its a good ideal to turn off the lights of his 68 chevy nova 4door and play chicken with oncoming traffic and end up swerving of a turn an hitting a barbwire fence in a cowfeild. and even today its known as his turn.
lolrepo !!La7whDUTC
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>>3629688 I've had someone try to tip me with pot before.
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My Dad had a 1968
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>>3628912 My mother is 10 years old living in Chicago.
She's driving with her mom and grandma in a taxi driven by her mom's cousin.
They come up to a drawbridge. The cousin floors it and he jumps the draw bridge.
Scarred my mom for life. She drives safely, but she's a passenger driver if you know what that means
Anonymous
So basically everyone on this board is the child of a reckless piece of shit hick who should be in jail?
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>>3629912 Why? Did your daddy leave for some smokes and never came back, or touch you at night?
vtak yo !EGW8pzdbCs
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sometime in the early 70s.
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>'80s, when dad still rode >nice sport bike (Suzuki or Kawasaki, I can't remember >45 minute trip for most commuters >dad makes 17 minute ride
Anonymous !!xVVct9vhX
>>3629985 My dad was exactly the same.
The whole time my brothers and I were growing up, he was telling us stories of how he used to do dangerous/illegal shit on bikes.
As soon as I told him I wanted to get my licence, he freaked out.
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>>3630008 My Dad and I practically fell out for life over me selling my British bike for a German one.
...Then he rode the ol' Nazi, and now he's sold.
Anonymous !!xVVct9vhX
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>winter 2009 >dad goes out at 9pm to get milk >sees a speed indicator in a 45 mph zone >slows down to 10 mph "to see how low the radar could read" >gets pulled over because cop thinks he is drunk >never had a drop in his life
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>>3630020 He text me once, just saying "MUG"
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>>3629985 >Grow up on the tank of a dirt bike that father rides almost every weekend >Up to age 10, he's still doing mono's all the way up our road in his XR500R >I'm of age to buy a bike >Try to be a cunning fuck by asking them to buy half of my car as a means of persuasion >No BEEN RIDING FOR 3 YEARS NOW
FUCK YEAR
>Give dad a go >He has a sneaky ride every other weekend And all was well in the world.
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My dad? He sounds like he would be on /o/.>he has owned a red 300sx..and weights 300 >he traded that one in and got a white 1999 cadillac sts >REDLINES every car he has owned. >now has a cadillac ext 2008
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>mom, 1976 >drives a chevelle ss >now drives a minivan >;_;
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>grandpa was driving through the nevada in the 1960s >1956 chevrolet bel air >buys watermelon >no knife lol >busts watermelon over the front fender, eats an entire watermelon on the side of the road in the desert
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>70s sometime >dad is a total druggie back then >friend drives over a new Triumph Spitfire >they both do LSD >tripping balls, walk back outside and talk about Spitfire >both of them have the same trip and watch the spitfire melt into a pool of rainbow colors >both: woah man you see that!?? >again, late 70s >both do LSD again >tripping balls >decide to get on their motorcycles and drive to friend's girlfriend's house... >both driving side by side down street >they hear sirens and see flashing lights >entire police department bearing down on them in cars and motorcycles >they look at each other with a look of "oh shit we're fucked" >look back and police are gone >both realize they're tripping balls and it was a hallucination >they both had the same trip again
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>>3630039 my mom use to drive a supercharged midengined awd minivan
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>1973 >Dad buys first new car >1973 AMX 401cid with a 4 speed >sells it to buy 62 corvette >new AMX owner has custom mural airbrushed on the whole car then proceeds to drive it off the side of a cliff >dad sells his 62 corvette to buy 69 camaro SS >later buys 69 chevelle SS >later buys 2 1982 camaro z28s and a 1993 z28 >gets into restoring cars by buying a couple MG B's and fixing them up nice and selling them >present day >he drives a 90 something S10 >has none of his previous cars >feelsbadman.jpg
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>Dad makes a tube frame dune buggy >Instead of VW, uses a Corvair engine >Challenged to a race by a Mopar douche >Goes early to try out new clutch >Mopar douche hiding in the bushes,watching this thing pop wheelies >Douche never shows up at the line >Admits the next day he was a pussy and didn't want to race.
BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP !!JDrEpivQc
>80s sometime >in the winter >every morning he boils 4 pots of water >pours them all slowly over the engine block to warm the oil >car still barely cranks and starts >it's that fucking cold in Germany
BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP !!JDrEpivQc
>>3630127 >oh yeah, dad was in airforce stationed in Germany. HURP A DERP
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>>3630131 Like that matters. Why was that even useful?
"O GOD Y WAZ UR DAD IN GERMANY. ARENT U IN TEXAS LOL GTFO OF AMERICA U NAZI"
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>>3630127 Or, yaknow, you could just buy a $40 block heater.
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>>3630157 But his dad is in Germany with the Air Force.
Clearly, these things are out of their league.
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In Glorious Mother Russia we light a small fire under the sump
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mfw i was raised single handed by my mother
Jeep Man !tJCQK2SayQ
>70's >Dad is driving parents minivan too low on gas >Takes a hard turn and stalls due to no gas under the pump >Turns Minivan back on and drives to nearest gas station
BEEPBEEPIMAJEEP !!JDrEpivQc
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>>3630169 >70s >dad bought a blue bumblefuck Camaro >bought headers for it >painted the headers >installs headers and turns car on >large cloud of smoke appears from paint burning off the headers >dad lol's his ass off Now he works on airplanes and is a bad ass mechanic and electrician, and drive the most BEAT UP piece of shit Mercury Grand Marquis. But he's buying a Dodge dually in a week or so.
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>70's >Dad, Uncle, and a couple of their mates are out on the dune doing stupid shit with motorbikes >All jumping one dune >Dad tries to be a tough nut and give it a bit more stick than everyone else >Completely clears the next dune everyone else landed on and knocked himself out when he finally hit the sand
dunkleman !!EXZaZB70b
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>my dad has never drove recklessly >has never owned a fast car
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> 70's in Italy > Dad drive's mom's Fiat 500 with suicide doors > drives around mountain pass, opens door and puts foot on ground to help brake the car. >We-a-dont have-a good brakes.
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>>3628912 >drop in new engine >adjust the speedometer wtf?
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>summer 1970 >dad owns a Plymouth Sundance >blows head gasket >buys another one and still owns it
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Oh, I have many....>early 70's, rural Illinois >Dad and his frat buddies are sipping beers talking shit about cars >agree to a 5 lap race around a small lake on some abandoned farm property >the DeKalb Gran Prix is born >Dad races his tuned Beetle rear-end sliding out counter-steering around turns, dirt track midget style >He wins because he was the only one who didn't put his car in the lake >Granddad sold import cars in the 50's and 60's >Dad got to drive Ferraris, Gullwing SLKs, Morgans etc. when he was my age >Used Granddad's Morgan to pick up girls (the last being my mum) >mfw I remember there should be a beautiful white Morgan in my garage instead of an incomplete TR4 restoration
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>70's Australia >Dad drove from Canberra to Sydney in 1 1/2 hours >Didn't get caught speeding >It was in his 76 Sigma
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>dad drives minivan, family of 5 >i am 5 at the time >Minivan in question: 1990 Mazda MPV >I4 RWD 120hp >Pissed at mom, goes around right hand turn >Dorifto whole way >A_new_day_was_born.jpg
Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62
>80's >My dad is cruising down a dark and lonesome highway in Texas, in his 86 Chevy Monza.. >wait for it.... >WAIT FOR IT.... >THUD >Father: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT!?!? >Sees large black round object speeding down highway past him.
Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62
>Mid 80's >Mothers first marriage >Discovers her husband is cheating... >Takes a tire iron to his AMC Javelin that was in perfect condition, and pours sugar in the gas tank. >Cops show up >She tells the story, all the while both cops are laughing their asses off. They then check on my brother and sister to make sure they are ok. >They see a bag of weed on the table, and disregard it, leave my mother to continue beating the shit out of the car.
Anonymous
>>3630392 Was the semi ever found?
Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62
>>3630406 Not that he knows of, he had to chase after the object to find out what it was. Scared the piss out of him though when it hit him.
Anonymous
>>3630401 >Javelin I would have slapped the shit out of her.
Women get away with too much shit
Whiskey Alpha Tango !ccgLAVgp62
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>>3630421 She had largely paid for the car in the first place. It was the only thing he cared about at the time.
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>>3630414 How is that even possible? Wouldn't he have passed the semi that lost the wheel at some point in time?
Firechicken !wa1Oaw/SLc
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>My dad, my brother and I in an overloaded 1989 Mazda B2000 pick up truck. >We went camping for the week, driving home on the highway through the mountains >Very hot summer day >Slow RV going up a steep hill >Go for the pass when the passing lane comes up >My dad down shifts and floors it >Very little acceleration >~7 seconds later STEAM, STEAM EVERYWHERE from under the hood >We blew the block-heater out of the engine >Mountains, no cell service trollface.jpg >Long ass bike ride up the hill to the gas station for a phone.
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>my dad is a horrible driver >he's cool and kinda stupid >Almost ran over several people in the intersection. Same mistake, never learns >Always reckless, never coast, sleeps in cars, makes mess >Drives nothing but Minivans for a decade, buys mercedes S500 >herewego.jpg
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>Dad is crazy driver as a young adult. Gets license suspended and nearly gets a ticket while driving with it >one day decides to visit his family in LA around 1985 >Lives in Portland, Oregon >Starts driving at 8 AM >Gets to LA shortly before midnight of the same day >never got pulled over >his face >raced autocross in RX3 >dat rotary >wins gold nearly ever race >engine breaks >takes up racing his old 1980 something toyota turbo truck >still wins every race >spins out during one race right before the end and immediately backs onto the finish line >still wins >his face again
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1977>dad gets a call from some girl he was fucking who lives 250km away >she wants to fuck >dad floors it the whole way there in his monaro and gets there in and 2 hours >fucks her then goes home.
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In the late 70's my dad bought a mini for $50 and shortened it, was piss easy to do wheel stands in.
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>Father never held his license. >One night goes drinking with mates to a house party >Gets absolutely plastered, least drunk out of his mates though. >Drives them all home with no accidents despite being shitfaced and unlicensed, and just as he is about to pull up to the curb, he gets cocky. >Hits tree >His Parents come running out, think he was in passenger seat leaning forward. >Was his mate passed out from all the booze
Maloo !!6+PTwqtEy
>Dumb father. >Buys the new Group A SS commodore on Shitty apprentice wage. >Drives it 1200km Perth to Newman >200km/h. >Hits cow. >Totals car, 12 weeks out of work, claims it all back on insurance. >40 years on, has just bought the new HDT improved Group A SS that commodore brought out as a tribute. >Son is waiting for him to die and give car.
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>1970s >dad and his family are cruising Europe >drove around the Nürburgring in a Mini >Going from Nürburg to Adenau >Some bikers on a twisty road and its raining so theyre going slow >Pass them in a mini, see them shake their heads, laugh >1980s >Dad on the starting line for a Lada-Samara cup race >lights go green >break the rear axle in three pieces during launch >wat >1980s >Dad driving the Volvo 240 around the nurburgerking >no one survived
Lugnut !iDOSEfTUoc
chickin
>>3630727 Drive it and you'll end up murdering him in his sleep.
Maloo !!6+PTwqtEy
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>>3630749 It chops even more than the 2010 maloo lol, and Id know i own it, and have driven thegroup a, custom racing seats hdt labelled, white interior with black trim n shit, its funtastic
Maloo !!6+PTwqtEy
>>3630752 >have driven it. >Stepmother is very very very light sleeper. >No access to anything remotely dangerous that wont incriminate me instantly. chickin
>>3630766 Sneak a ton of drowsy cold medicine into both their food + drinks, then sneak into their room and suffocate him with his pillow.
Maloo !!6+PTwqtEy
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>>3630772 Yeah nah lol. I could just wait because he's been smoking for 46 years and doesnt intend to sell it any time.
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>1980's Australia >dad is fucking around with his mates at a farm in western NSW >decide some hood surfing is in order >they can barely stand from far too much alchohol and the ground is saturated with mud from weeks of rain >decide that 'man who can stand on one foot for longest' drives the ute. (the longest was about 3 seconds, his mate dave or some shit) >going ~70Km/h, they knew this because at over 60 the hood of the ute would fly up cause the lock was fucked >my dad is on the hood being towed through the mud, holding a rope with one hand and a beer with the other >his friends see a dam up ahead, decide 'oh lets see if we can throw him in' >they tear ass towards the dam, intending to turn sharply at the last minute and fling dad into the dam >'ok lets turn no-OH SHIT MUD ERRYWHERE' >ute FLIES off dam wall and plows into water >drunk cunts scurrying out of ute's cab and back tray >dad never even got his feet wet, just stood at the water edge laughing his drunk ass off at the sinking ute and his drunk as fuck mates trying to swim to the shore
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>Early to mid seventies >Father has just bought a second-hand 1969 Nova SS, was involved in a minor accident, and husband made the wife sell it. Father, who will be referred to as Jim, repairs the car and was doing an overhaul on the not-so-hot engine (lolwomandriver). >Dubious Friend of Jim has a Roadrunner, and begs Jim to let him idle the car around, just to say he drove it. Jim, like a self-admitted fool, agrees and follows the Nova in Dubious Friend's Roadrunner. >Dubious Friend, apparently overcome with joy at actually driving a Chevy, diverts from original plan and turns down nearby highway, then puts his foot in it. Engine survives for approximately two minutes, then experiences Sudden Radical Disassembly at high speed.
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>>3630809 >Jim, furious, slaps Dubious Friend around for ten minutes at the roadside, then makes Dubious Friend pay for a tow and a new engine. New engine turns out to be a 427 out of a police car, model unknown, as well as a new trans. >Jim rebuilds this new engine and finds some slightly-better-than-legal parts for it in the process. Not owning an engine hoist, and being a hulking bastard of a man, Jim chains the engine to a railroad tie stolen from a nearby yard, and has Dubious Friend and another unlucky bastard take one end, while he hefts the other, with a third friend guiding the engine into the bay by hand. >Grandfather confirms this story, and also refers to the Nova to this day as "That fucking car." or "The rubber-wheeled locomotive". Nova is now apparently so violent, starting it up in the garage causes the house to vibrate slightly, rattling dishes out of the cupboard at one point, and can be heard two to three blocks away at idle. The part of this story that makes me want to commit suicide? He sold the car when I was born to pay for the hospital bills for my birth. FML.
Clyde !!+17g380jp
>>3630811 >Jim was the name of Dad's friend in OP. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous
>>3630818 Didn't live in Buffalo, did he?
Clyde !!+17g380jp
>>3630831 Nope, lived in Indianapolis.
Kinda funny though that an almost identical story happened. (Someone else did ruin the car before they dropped the new engine in[FAGGOT SHOULD KNOW NOT TO DRIVE TOO FAST ON BAD ROADS])
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>>3630839 That's kinda close to scary.
Man, I hate that story. He still has the pictures of that car. I guess the summer before he sold it, he saved up enough money to get some wider truck rims and got the local tire guy to shave up some slicks for him. According to both him and my grandpa, the front end would leave the ground by about a foot and a half when he launched it.
I feel so bad that I was the reason that car isn't around anymore. Fuck man, I was an accident, that car was ART.
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>>3629044 Got to here, made me think of my dad.
>Bunch of teenagers that buy cars and sell them back for the purpose of buying more cars >Dad currently owns some oldsmobile that was incomprehensibly quick. >Him and all his friends get a mass of speeding tickets that could drown a whale >Sell all their muscle cars >Buy beetles >Speed around town with lead foot all day, and all night >Never exceed the speed limit >Troll face as cops watch them tear around town legally. Ginge !JCsTRKKP8Y
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>mum and dad bought a hillman imp at the start of the 80's >my mum can now repair engines/diagnose problems faster than a haynes manual >dad had a volvo estate as a work car a few years back >white, heated leather seats, all extras >half way to work >crunch is heard >car starts pulling left >slows down >sees wheel rolling along beside him
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>Russia, 90s >Dad got russian VAZ 2105, so decided to get license >Given $100 bribe to get license wihout exams (police major asked him if he could drive of few, dad answered "yaya, of coz!") >Registers VAZ, get license plates, phones me and mum from police that he will arrive on car and we should met him >Me and mum are staying near house entrance >SUDDENLY red VAZ runs from the corner with a sideslip and wrecks a wooden fence into pieces. >Father gone off of car, we congratulate him
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>come up with a cool story >hope someone notices it >ctrl+f post number >1 result >your face
Anonymous
>>3630962 Ppl can notice and read your story, excite with it internal, by theirs soul, but didnt comment. Whats the problem?
Anonymous
>Sometime in the 80's >Uncle and Aunt out drinking >Uncle gets pulled over and arrested for drinking and driving, aunt stays on the side of the road >My parents go bail uncle out >He's pissed at cops >Uncle and aunt argue all the way home >They get home and Uncle jumps in his freshly painted early 70's Barracuda >Decides he's going to go 'show them cops how it is' >Comes back like 10 minutes later hauling ass down the road >Turns into driveway and commences to roll the 'Cuda >'Cuda is scattered across front yard >He gets arrested again for drunk driving and wreckless driving >Goes back to jail >My grandma/his mom comes to bail him out(one of the nicest people I ever knew, but she was the punisher when it came to her kids and/or grandkids doing stupid shit) >He says he'll spend the night in jail instead of face her wrath. >Lost his license for a year >Hasn't owned a fast car since
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>>3630971 I meant that nobody should feel him lonely only to replies on posts
>>3630987 Oh, so terrible story!
┼ the true ┼ dead !!1w3SeuwCs
>>3630992 still not sure about your point, but I guess you disagree with me
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>>3630993 Oh, in common I agree!
finfag !ABARTHJim2
>>3630993 I think hes a genuine russian. Explains the language.
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>>3631001 yeah I know, but he's pretty funny
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>>3630708 That's really not that good of time between Portland and L.A. I've made the drive from Seattle to Oakland, CA (which is close to the same distance) in 10 hours going approximately 90MPH most of the way.
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>>3630708 Not my dad, but similar story.
>Guy gets call from girl 100+ miles away >Hops in car, floors it >Spends the entire time doing 100+ down highways >Notices that one car has been following him, keeping pace for well over an hour >Looks back to the road >8 cop cars making a road block >"Now son, what the hell do you think your doing?" >"Well officer, I'll be honest, I'm going to see a girl" >Grins all around >Gets off with a stern warning Hipster Faggot Naziwagen
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> Hopped up 300zx riding my dad's ass in his '66 corvette with a modded small block > Fucker pulls up next to him > Pops nails it > Hits 125, looks over in passenger > baby me is still asleep > Tells me stories of his days with a 1970 chevelle (highway racing on I95, street racing and whipping asses) > Drunk driving stories > escaping police stories > Policeman who used to tune cars and went to watch them race on a back road to see how they did > The time his friend rolled with him in the car > The time his other friend slid the back end of his camaro into a telephone pole and blew the entire rear axle out the other side > Nailing it in an icy parking lot to top out my uncle's celica in 5th gear
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>Late 70's >My mom's first car is a '74 mustang ghia >lololololol l4 mustang >one night she decides to drive it across a golf course in the snow >it gets stuck >her and her sister get arrested >cry all night in holding cell/jail/whatever (they lived in the middle of nowhere) >my grandfather picks them up, no charges or anything
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>Dad owns a 70's Celica GT >it's April Fool's Day, 1994 >I'm 6 years old, we're out grocery shopping >while we're in the store, some idiot in a lifted Ford pickup puts it in drive instead of reverse >Celica totaled >parents buy a POS Grand Voyager minivan
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> Dad buys a BMW 2002 Touring. > Year later his boss totals his 2002 turbo. > Put engine in 2002 Touring
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>1970 >Dad currently driving a shitbox Le Car >Car practically starts on fire when started >Haul it with trailer to a party house >Put it in the center of huge pile of logs >Start the car, pour gas errywhere >Car ignites errythang >Cops show up >coolface.jpg
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>1976 Monaco GP >my dad and 3 friends drive an Escort RS2000 to Monaco from Yorkshire >get stupidly drunk all the way there >spend the night before the GP in the cells >they go and party with James Hunt >everything went better than expected
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my dads first car was a Ford Maverick... thinks it is some old persons car ....starts driving it... its way too fast to be some old persons car ... starts burning through $15 retreaded tires every couple weeks by racing stock chargers and other large muscle cars ...... him and a friend decide to clean the engine bay, from under the dirt and crude comes the letters BOSS ....with joy they clean off the 302 keeps racing for gas and new tires ..... not sure when he got rid of it but then he got a datsun 280zx
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>early 90's >father then worked for new hi-tech company >everyone is buying sports cars >father buys 92 300ZX TT >one year later my parents buy a house >trades 300ZX for new F150 and ford escort
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My mom used to drive one of these, unfortunately the auto version.
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My dad used to have a 240zx and my mom had a firebird.
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Mom drove a Nova when she was younger. Now a Neon :-/
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OP's story is total bullshit. You would not be able to get a 60s police cruiser >= 180mph in 1970 with an engine swap.
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Father drove Alfa Romeo 33,with quad carburetors. He continually tells me to this day it was the best car he had ever had.
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>>3633388 Not to mention gear ratios of the day would top out around 120-130mph
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>>3633388 My mistake, Indianapolis. Getting from one side of the city to the other in 15 minutes is not that impressive. But the speed is still total bullshit.
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>>3633388 fuckking idiot he said Indianappolis, as in the city. FUCK.
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Hipster Faggot Naziwagen
Want awesome stories? Sit around at car shows when the graybeards start trading them.> buy 70s nova > engine swap > 600 hp 4 door > daily driver > come home after long day of work > do continuous burnouts through the neighborhood to blow off steam
Lost / Partyhard
>>3633438 No they didn't. High powered cars of the day had around 300hp. But then they start coming up with shit like oh uhh dodge way underrated it it was actually like 600hp. Yeaaaahhhhh lol.
No you didn't.
No, you didn't.
That's what happens when people are told their cars have a shit ton of power, and never dyno them. Put an exhaust on my hemi, like 100hp right there. Put a 4barrel on, like another 70.
Anonymous
>>3633475 Yeah I read a youtube comment saying you could get 800hp out of a Hemi with just a cam swap.
I lold
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>>3633491 Yep, realistically muscle cars from the 60s-70s hit 60 in 7-9 seconds. Econobox territory today. They did not have 500hp. The transmissions sucked. The suspension sucked.
They were slow but made a lot of mean/fast sounding noise. Did have copious amounts of power relative to other cars of the day, but it was still being fed through garbage. Still slow.
lolwutermelon needs some walking around money to buy some shoes !!0IM46R6x5
lolwutermelon needs some walking around money to buy some shoes !!0IM46R6x5 Thu 30 Sep 2010 06:24:00 No. 3633553 Report Quoted By:
this was about 3 years ago, when i was 17>car in shop, dad drives me to school >snowy, my cars in the shop >we're in the Crown Vic, he was a police offer, notices >dad complains that everyone in Kentucky flips out over alittle snow and cant drive >turn corner, back-end hangs out >DORIFITO >dad is completly calm, im laughing my ass off >MFW
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Mums first day in police force and dads driving her to work in hot Mazda RX3. Three sets of traffic lights and a drag race at each set (wins all 3). Mum in passenger seat trying to hide her police uniform. Good times!
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>Late 70s >Stepdad speeding in a 67 Stingray >Cop flicks him >Stepdad floors it and gets 2 miles ahead >Says fuck it >Pulls over >Jumps out of car saying guys in a crown vic were chasing him swinging chains out their windows saying they wanted his car >Said he thought the cops were the guys >Gets police escort 12 miles to home
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>>3633702 I'm going to remember that in case I ever need it.
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>Mid-80's >Dad's friend buys a 65' Camaro >Friend buys thousands of dollars of mail-order performance parts >Bills/sends everything to a pizza parlor that's closed on weekdays, picks up parts after school >Builds epic-fast car for free >Takes to High School drag night at the local drag strip >First run >Engine explodes, sending parts flying into stands >5 people injured, 1 killed >coolface.jpg
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>3 years old >Eating pizza in the backseat of RWD Ford LTD with Windsor 5.0 V8 >Mom spins out in the rain >I lol'd >"Pizza on da nose" >"Do it again mommy"
Moffman !pU42ikqvPI
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>Back in the 70's 80's no fucking clue >Dad is a hippie living down in Florida in a tent >Driving with some buddies drinking behind a redneck in a pickup truck in bumfuck nowhere >They have a shitload of fireworks in the car >Take a (Cherry bomb I have no fucking idea) >Light and Throw into truck >Guy freaks out when it explodes swerving all over the rode >Pass cop on side of the road while doing this >Cop pulls over truck thinking hes drunk
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>Driving with Dad next to me >He says im too close to the truck ahead >I dont think i am but i drop back anyway >He drives the car coming back >He is incredibly close to the truck ahead the whole way >I tell him and he says, "yea well its ok because im more experienced at driving than you" >Yes because experience will make the breaks work 10 times better in the car which is your second time driving...
Anonymous
>>3635432 Perhaps grow a pair and tell him to go fuck himself?
Anonymous
>>3635452 I cant or else he would just be alone forever
Anonymous
>>3635469 Then just tell him to quit bitching?
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Only good dad story>no idea what date >Ford Escort GT >drink driving >police lights show up in rear mirror >dad hauls ass into the nearest residential estate >parks in first open garage >watches police drive by >worked for the police >dose'd a police car >got fired
Android !L0K7p.plJs
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>Dad owned a 1970 Camaro V8 >Drove around Chicago streets (thin streets with cars parked on both sides) doing 360s in the winter >Now delivers bread in a box truck all day and owns a Ford Aerostar that is broken down in the driveway, no other vehicle >Yells at me whenever I mention even the slightest type of reckless driving
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>>3635495 He would bitch more and more and then give me a 5 hour lecture, he wont shut up unless u physically tape his mouth
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Since my kid wouldn't know half of the shit I did back then (wasn't born till '86), I'll mention a few:>1975: Drove my '69 Chevelle 396 SS 'bu from Seattle to LA - 14 hours STRAIGHT (only stopped to pee & gas up). Had to have somebody unclench my hands off the steering wheel when I finally got there, but... yeah. >1976: Out at friends', drove the 'bu - drinking & bong-contests all around. Time to bring people home, so I drive (least fucked-up & could walk a straight line). >Drive past hidden speed-trap 6 miles over limit (cops there WOULD bust you if you went 1 mph over); friends freak because they see cop's flashers come on. >7-11 coming up around bend in road; friends ORDER me to pull in, turn off lights, "DON'T TOUCH THE BRAKE!!!" >Cop flies by seconds after I pull in. >coolface.jpg >197...7? 78? >Party at popular girl's house. >Booze - pot - whatever you want, it was there. >My brains = fried, dyed, laid to the side. >Was last person to leave around 3:45 a.m. >Hug & kiss hostess (wanted to stay, knew was in no shape to do much else) >Drive home on dark twisty roads - 15 miles. >Could only see clear a circle about 1" ; concentrated like crazy & not drive too fast/too slow/weave. >Get home safe, park. >Parents never heard a thing. >Early '80s before kid was born. >Driving west to east cross-state (WA) to visit in-laws. >Still driving SS 396. >Wife tired after long day at work; tells me wake her when we get to mountain pass; falls asleep. >Hit the freeway; floor it. >Wife wakes up about a half-hour from her parent's house, asks me where we are. >I tell her. >Doesn't believe me til she looks around. >coolface.jpg
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1976.
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finfag !ABARTHJim2
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This was only a few years back>Coming home from a rally in the winter >Talking about rallying in general >Dad says "You know, I havent driven rally car either, I was just a co-driver" >Proceeds to go sideways all the way to home in the FWD Saxo >Going to a metal workshop with grandpa >Stop lights, speed camera after lights, limit is 70kmh >grandpa says, I dont think this can go to 70 before that camera >I say "wanna try it?" >Floor it off the lights, hit 70kmh about 150meters after the camera >laugh >Granda used to work with Timo Mäkinen and knew Hannu Mikkola, also knew Pauli Toivonen, dad of Henri Toivonen. Also a bunch of other names in Finnish racing. >Ice track race near Tampere. >Great Great Uncle participating in a Lotus Seven against Timo Mäkinen witha Mini >Is generally faster until Mäkinen rear ends the lotus on braking >Win
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Mom story!>Mom orders take out >She's hung over, they fucked up her order. >She's doing 90 in a 35 zone >Cop pulls out behind her >Throws takeout out the window >Hits cops windshield >Cuts down side street and parks in an apartment parking lot. >Cops circle street for an hour before giving up. >Leaves 2 hours later. >Stops at gas station >Cop pulls in a proceeds to yell at her(he's got no evidence at this point) >She looks at him and drives off.
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I don't know when>Dad and my uncles were driving around in the country side. >car breaks down >they send one of my uncles to get help >stuck for hours >all they have is a broken 8 track of the cars >every time he hears "let the good times roll" he has to tell this story
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>Summer 1985 >Dad finishes highschool >Tequila sunrise, all the grade 12's party on the football field that night >Vans, cars all around, everyone drunk >Dad has his '62 Malibu >Dad gets in car, starts doing huge doriftu circles around the field with no lights on at 3 am >Wake up later in the morning, dude in sleeping bag wakes up on the other side of the field >tire marks 1 foot from his head, and 1 foot from his feet >Dad and drunk friends with van decide to cause high school mischief >Drive an hour to a steakhouse with 400 pound fiberglass bull on roof >Unbolt bull from roof >realize 4 guys can't catch a bull falling from a roof >dispatch the "boys" >12 guys IS enough to catch a flying fiberglass bull >Doesnt fit in van >Head and front legs of bull are hanging out the back of the van, 5 people holding it in >Drive 2 hours using back roads and shortcuts to stealthily deliver bull to front lawn of high school
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Fall, 2004ish>Me and dad wake up at like 6:00 >Have to leave the house by 5:45 to make it to tailgating at the texans game >Get on I-10 in Sealy >130-140 the whole way in a '99 Volvo S80 >No traffic
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>1980 >Dad just bought a 1972 Malibu SS. >Goes out to party when his dad told him to be home by 10pm >Comes home at 1:30am with beer bottles all over the inside of the fucking car >His dad in all his fury sells the car as punishment >Goddammit Dad it could have been mine.
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>dad borrows a friends MR2 in the 90s >takes it for a ride with 8 year old nephew >dritfus the car all the way across the highway >still driftus his f150 on the beach today >mfw ill never be as cool as him
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>dad borrows friends brand new FD rx7 (I was 7 at the time) >we go for a drive >suddenly way too fast >suddenly gravel >I still don't know how he kept it on the road, but it spun 4 times before stopping. >drove about the same way back >didn't wreck >dad driving his hot-rod to the fuel station >see him on the way home from work >challenge him to a race in my shitbox >end up blasting down a straight, but hilly road at 90-120 mph with limited visibility and no shoulder >deer fucking everywhere >most fun either of us have had in a while.
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>Dad just got driving license >Goes Driving first time in his '73 el camino with 396Man. >After half a mile he almost crashes to a police cruiser >Police Just says: "Goddammit kid" and drives away >Dad is quite happy
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>The 80's, I think. >My dad's waiting at a red light in his firebird >Light turns green, guns it >Gets T-boned and the car flies through the air, roof touches the roof of one of the cars at the intersection >Insurance says it totaled >Fuck you, fix my car. >Drives that car until some other wreck >Works for the government now.
Señor Luis (formerly Luillo Manteka) !puMltVfHHQ
Señor Luis (formerly Luillo Manteka) !puMltVfHHQ Fri 01 Oct 2010 06:40:00 No. 3638659 Report Quoted By:
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Mr. Washu !!gGqJ6pHXq
>>3636040 You live near San Bernardino? Years ago some teanagers stole the bull from the top of Pinnacle's over in Grand Terrace. Your story sounds pretty similar
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>>3639606 Wow, no. That happened in Ontario. lol
I guess where there are fiberglass bulss, there are drunk teenagers to steal them.
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derp derp derp
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>dad doing 20 over the limit >cop pulled him over >u know how fast u goin >ya lol srry and stuff >hows your driving record? >impeccable, and I'd like to keep it that way >hmm... brb lol >ya ok u can go but slow down lol >dad driving, mom shotgun and little bro in car seat with apple juice >bro has to shit >just passed a gas station >dad speeds up >pulled over >u know how fast u goin >ya sorry son gotta go washroom, missed last one goin to next one >DAD HURRY UP I GOTTA GO D: >cop says maybe he shouldnt drink so much apple juice >oh no its the other end >oh, hurry up then, next time make the u turn >dads face :)
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>>3636443 >deer fucking everywhere so many ways to picture this...
kwills !Qm1bPY5pCc
april 08 i stole a 05 trailblazer.>car lands and slings sideways >friend flies out and hits tree >fatfucking trailblazer lands on his hips >i back the motherfucker off of him >had 3 mins to dip but was taking care of friend > cop pulls up and pistol whips me and runs to friend >was 15 so did 3 months in juvi and 2 in rehab
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>>3640852 >cop pulls up and pistol whips me and runs to friend kwills !Qm1bPY5pCc
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>>3640860 basic was like this:
"get tha fuck out tha car!"
>so i toss the keys and get on my knees facing away from him >...wack >"stupid motherfucker look wut you did" >calls for backup Loki
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Not really my dad, but my stepdad before I was born (I'm not sure whether to call him a stepdad really...)>mid 1980's >rainy day apparently >Huntington Beach >freeway onramp >rolls it doing 60 onto the onramp apparently >wasn't his El Camino, was my moms >wrecked his a couple months back, don't remember how >be 4-ish years old (like 1993 or so) >dad takes off to work >comes home 3 hours later saying he was in an accident on the way to work and the guy did a hit and run >dad later proceeds to stalk and find said guy that hit him >find out later that the guy A.) was an illegal immigrant and B.) had no insurance >also find out later that dad was hopped up on crystal meth >both were at fault cause one was on meth and the other ran a red light >no one charged
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father ran flat track, motorcross, and enduro races when he was younger through the 70s. wrecked in one of the races, magazine puts pics of his wreck frame by frame of him ass over tin cups in magazine
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>Mother drove a 76 Monte Carlo >fuck in Corvette tries to pass >She speeds up >he speeds up >Mother wins race because she ordered it from GM with a supercharged 350 in it.
