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>1998 absolutely mint Ford Contour SVT
>go fishing with some friends at a lake at about 40 miles away
>drive onto some country road half a mile away from the lake
>car gets stuck in deep mud, won`t go forward an inch, barely manage to reverse out of the mud, the whole front end is so full of mud and dirt like it was a rally car
>it was just detailed inside and out a couple of hours ago
>upset because of this, decide to just hang out and talk, while having one beer after another
>(don`t worry bro, i wont get drunk)
>by the time we left i finished a sixpack
>(turn on the music and drive aggresive listening to red hot chili peppers)
>still on the country road, driving fast, doesnt see oncoming corner merging onto a bridge, smash on the brakes and tries to turn
>car understeers massivelly, takes the turn somehow, but collides with the siderails of the opposite lane
>keep driving to get off of the bridge, stops car, check for damage
>left side fender panel, left headlight and left side of the front bumper smashed to fuck
>goes to the rear end, rear side panel scraped and dented because the front bounced back from the impact, somehow spinning the car a bit and got the rear to impact with the siderails
>left side wheels are fine
>drove off like nothing happened, not a soul was around
>dead silence all the way back home
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