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Are Miata owners tops or bottoms...?
Anonymous
Well, my gay roommate has been making fun of me because I'm looking at getting Miata. I think that's all that needs to be said.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 06:20:00 No. 4610511 Report >>4610500 That doesn't help much at all actually.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sure is insecure jeep bro in here.
Anonymous
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>>4610511 yes it does you dumbass.
it means miatas are so gay that if a straight guy has one, even the gay guys will laugh at him and call him a fag.
Anonymous
>>4610511 Haha do you want me to ask him? I'm sure I'll get a hilarious answer at the very least.
Anonymous
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Here is a little tip about enjoying cars - stop giving a fuck what other people think. It's a good car, good handling, good reliably, an so on. I told my friend I was thinking about buying one and he laughed at me, well fuck him, I don't give a shit about other peoples childish thoughts.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 06:32:00 No. 4610528 Report >>4610520 Yea, I misread that though, I though it was implying that you were gay also. Now that I read it correctly using my edumacation skills I get it.
>>4610515 >>4610513 Sure is samefagging defensive miata owner in here. I like Miatas too, but they doesn't make them any less girly.
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Get it or don't. Don't be a faggot about it and just do something.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 06:37:00 No. 4610532 Report >>4610529 What is so hard to understand here... I don't want to buy a Miata, I am just trying to figure our what type of gay they are...
Are they like Hard Gay, or like cross dresser gay?
Anonymous
>>4610528 >makes accusations >someone counter argues HURR WHY SO DEFENSIVE BRO
Anonymous
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>>4610532 they're about as gay as your dad. Liberace gay
Anonymous
>>4610532 Soft gay or a women's car. Jeep wranglers are hard gay.
Anonymous
>>4610532 >cross dresser gay? This.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 06:45:00 No. 4610554 Report Quoted By:
>>4610536 You counter argument was about me, not about Miatas... It's not even a counter argument.
>>4610539 >>4610540 Right, so Wrangler is hard gay, miata soft gay.
What about VW beetles? Is that like, discrete gay? What if it's a Turbo? The flower wheel ones are girls only though... simple.
Anonymous
I never thought of the Miata as "gay" till I saw that King of the Hill episode with the fag in the red Miata. I always thought they were kinda girly, but then again all small 2-seaters seem kinda feminine (yes, S2000, MR2, and Z3/4 also).
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 06:52:00 No. 4610582 Report >>4610561 But small British roadsters aren't for some reason..
Also funny to note, the only gay people on this board own nothing close to a Miata.
Anonymous
>>4610561 I feel the same on newer cars, but when I see someone driving an older 2door convertible tiny sportscar, I think they must be alpha as fuck to drive around with no windows, comforts, power, or safety.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 06:55:00 No. 4610592 Report Quoted By:
Anonymous
They're not so gay when done up right. There's a guy that lives in my town with an older Miata with some tasteful mods on it. Nothing about his car screams, "Please cum in my ass." A stock red one though? Yup.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 07:09:00 No. 4610610 Report Quoted By:
>>4610597 Well ideally it's always nice to have a car that won't drive men to cum in your ass while you're saving up some cash to do that kinda stuff though...
Anonymous
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Somebody calling a miata gay is the same type of person that yells at JEEP for having a old polluting truck. People who don't know what they are talking about.
Anonymous
>>4610528 >>4610528 >>4610528 Alright, I asked him.
He said definitely bottoms. But it has nothing to do with its being a girl car. Just definitely bottoms.
Hope that answers your question.
Anonymous
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ActualFag here.
Anonymous
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miatas are fine as a car, shit as a penis substitute.
Anonymous
>20 posts, JEEP working way too hard to troll >only 1 person actually replies >how embarrassing
Anonymous
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Interesting question.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 15:12:00 No. 4612089 Report >>4610688 Actually, yes. This literally answered my question.
Thank you.
>>4612065 I wasn't even trying to troll, I just seriously wanted to know.
If I was trolling I would have said gay tops drive manuals, and gay bottoms drive stick. Which is true.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 15:13:00 No. 4612093 Report >>4612089 Derp... bottoms drive automagic.
This applies to Miatas and Wranglers...
Anonymous
>>4612089 >>4612093 no that still makes sense, if by stick you meant penis.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 15:17:00 No. 4612103 Report >>4612096 But they wouldn't drive a penis, they would ride one...
>inb4 and AWFUL picture of someone driving something into a penis. Anonymous
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>>4612103 I imagined you mean drive as in move forward, or push. thrust really.
Anonymous
>>4610482 im gay, my dream car is a 69 chev camaro what does that make me?
current car e30 325i
but even for me the miata is too gay
Anonymous
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I've got wide wheels and a roll bar on mine and it doesn't really feel gay or girly at all.
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 15:28:00 No. 4612139 Report Anonymous
>>4612139 at the age of 20? i doubt it
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Just Expecting Every Problem !!SbAxDwenZk2 Tue 26 Apr 2011 15:32:00 No. 4612147 Report >>4612143 I don't really know gay terms. Like masculine, like Mr. Slave
Anonymous
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>>4612147 I use faggotry to make fun of friends and their too gay cars or lack of balls in corners for example friend with an xr4
Anonymous
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>>4612147 Mr. Slave is masculine?
We have very different ideas of "masculine". Have you really got all your impressions of gay people from TV?
