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!hkmIncFW3w!!dBx6926nJj0 No.4612214 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
CONFESSION TIME.

I've been trolling you guys. But ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING sent the last get, "I'll take you back now! I am so happy" TO HER ACTUAL NUMBER.

WHAT DO I FUCKING DO. THE ENTIRE BACK STORY WAS TRUE. BUT I DON"T WANT TO BE WITH HER. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.