Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
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Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
I realize it's getting warm out, and you're all posting threads about what bike to get. you either fall into faggy cruiser "i want to look like a man, something i've never looked like before" crowd, the hipster girl jean cafe crowd, or the wheelie 150mph highway sport nigger crowd.
as the leader of the northeastern motorcyclists, please allow me to tell you that we do not want you. you make the rest of us look bad. if you're thinking about buying a bike, don't. stick to your gay faggoty takes it in the tailpipe car and just buy some leathers and walk around town in them.
