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Sup /o/,

I just got home from work [evening shift until early morning] and apparently while I was gone my parents bought an 04 Neon SXT for 6 grand off of a lot.

I told them not to go car shopping without me because they're both retarded. Literally anything could have been better. I was taking my father around to look at Audis and a few C-class Mercedes.

I'm really hoping they took it overnight for a test drive.