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Why me?

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>driving my BONE STOCK Civic
>driving at a stable speed of 60km/h(37mph)
>I hear turbo spools
>A car flashing it's lights
>appears to be an Audi TT
>stays beside me for seconds
>and speeds away like fuck
>why me? my car is completely shit compared to that fuck.