While this is obvious troll thread, I'll throw my $.02 in.
The problem with current hybrids is that they're all designed for people that hate cars. Tesla has the right idea, but the difference in price between their roadster and the Elise it's based on will pay for more fuel than you'd ever actually use in that car.
Make me a hybrid for an automotive enthusiast, and I might actually be swayed to look. But these fucking look-at-how-green-I-am ergonomic mice on wheels are just utter fucking trash and I feel that everyone who buys one of these things is just a hypocrite (why reduce your use or re-use the car you have when you can send it to the crusher and buy a new one!).