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Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 22:56:00 No.4618123 View View Reply Original Report

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>Buy a 1000 dollar car
>Park it in a High Crime rate part of town
>Leave Keys in the ifnition
>Place live grenade under the seat
>Watch some one get in and drive off
>Watch them drive over speed bump
>3 seconds later
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 22:58:00 No.4618125 Report

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cool story bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:01:00 No.4618130 Report

Quoted By: >>4618135

If only high explosive was that easy to come by.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:05:00 No.4618135 Report

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>>4618130
http://www.tannerite.com/

Amazingly, it is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:10:00 No.4618142 Report

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needs more lemons...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:12:00 No.4618145 Report

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government should look into this

it gets rid of shitty cars AND shitty people!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:28:00 No.4618161 Report

Quoted By: >>4618171 >>4618703

>live in high crime area
>tired of car being broken into
>buy tv at pawn shop
>drill hole into the back of tv tube
>mix Styrofoam and gasoline, pour results into tv tube.
>rewire tv power cables to connect to the mix in the tube.
>use wax to plug hole in the tube.
>leave said tv in the back of your car with doors unlocked
>keep an eye on the news for the next few days

dead !!1w3SeuwCso0

dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:32:00 No.4618164 Report

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>live in finland
>no high crime rate areas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:39:00 No.4618171 Report

Quoted By: >>4618181 >>4618210

>>4618161
>live in high crime area
>tired of car being broken into
>buy tv at pawn shop
>drill hole into the back of tv tube
>get electrocuted by tube discharging through drill

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:45:00 No.4618181 Report

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>>4618171

only if you use a drill from the 1950s that arent grounded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 28 Apr 2011 23:58:00 No.4618210 Report

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>>4618171
Not only that, but actual napalm is difficult to ignite.
Guess what would happen with an homemade makeshift version without benzene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 01:00:00 No.4618265 Report

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tannerite + bucket of nails = easy way to get rid of undesirables

Also look up urea nitrate. much better than tannerite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 01:49:00 No.4618333 Report

Quoted By: >>4618340

Post-it note in window

>plz do not rob my care bcz i cannto bye new things all the time thanks pls my Ipod is really grenade

iPod really is a grenade

>trollface.gif

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 01:53:00 No.4618340 Report

Quoted By: >>4618361

>>4618333
>iPod

You can't fit lethal explosives in a tiny iPod you MacNigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 01:59:00 No.4618346 Report

Quoted By: >>4618373

1.Open Ipod
2.Rip out guts
3.Fill interior with C4 or other plastic explosive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 02:28:00 No.4618361 Report

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>>4618340

fill with angry poisonous bees

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 02:32:00 No.4618373 Report

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>>4618346
>C4 is nonvolatile
>Thief steals iPod, doesn't work, he throws it away
>Not a single fuck was given that day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 02:39:00 No.4618384 Report

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>fill ipod with Nitrogen Tri-iodide
>very carefully set it down inside cheap car
>walk away with light steps

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 02:40:00 No.4618386 Report

Quoted By: >>4618394 >>4618412

>Get some old thermometer.
>Break and get all the mercury of them.
>Put them on a spray mechanism.
>Get old car and park it on high crime rate area.
>Put spray with mercury hidden on the roof pointing to the face of drivers seat.
>Put trigger so 10 seconds after car is ignited it spray the mercury in driver eyes.
>?????
>Profit!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 02:54:00 No.4618394 Report

Quoted By: >>4618424

>>4618386
you kids are a bunch of faggots. when i went to school in the 80's we use to PLAY with mercury, put it on our desks and move it around and make different shapes.

teachers and students didn't give a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:00:00 No.4618405 Report

Quoted By: >>4618411 >>4618420 >>4618977

lol, today i left my 2008 acura TL on the side of the road in a downtown area (parked on side of road, everyone who walks by can see it first hand)

i had my ipod touch plugged into the stereo, stereo security 'OFF' (says it in LED's on the screen, visibly), had my phone (droid X) and my wallet lying on the passenger side seat

i was at a show nearby for about 4 hours, came out and everything still there. <3 upper michigan (not detroit)

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:02:00 No.4618411 Report

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>>4618405
Needs more parentheses

Nice to know no one stole your Accord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:03:00 No.4618412 Report

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>>4618386
Thats fucking gay, just use some cheap explosives and marbles and you'd do a better job.

What a dumbass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:07:00 No.4618420 Report

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>>4618405

>dumb luck

and i mean dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:09:00 No.4618424 Report

Quoted By: >>4618429

>>4618394

mercury can cause development and cognitive damage, and here you are on 4chan in your middle years, aggressively claiming mercury isn't a dangerous heavy metal

That Fag with an Exa

That Fag with an Exa Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:10:00 No.4618426 Report

Quoted By: >>4618453

Remember me?

http://www.stickdeath.com/autothft.html
http://www.stickdeath.com/autothft2.html
http://www.stickdeath.com/2002auto.html
http://www.stickdeath.com/2003auto.html
http://www.stickdeath.com/2004auto.html
http://www.stickdeath.com/2005auto.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:12:00 No.4618429 Report

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>>4618424
It is not however a good way to kill off an undesirable. We don't need to make their kids retarded BECAUSE THEY ALREADY ARE.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:12:00 No.4618431 Report

Quoted By: >>4618433

This is silly and too expensive

Buy like a 500 dollar camry with like 300,000 miles

Create a shrapnel bomb and place it in the seat (like hollow out the seat)

Make the trigger connected to something weird, like the brake pedal or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:12:00 No.4618433 Report

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>>4618431
Wouldn't you have to set that up after you get it parked?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:22:00 No.4618453 Report

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>>4618426
Oh I remember you.

F-BODY IS BEST BODY !!Fo4xScK6nY8

F-BODY IS BEST BODY !!Fo4xScK6nY8 Fri 29 Apr 2011 03:25:00 No.4618469 Report

Quoted By: >>4618736

here's a good related story from a crazy old guy i work with

>mid 80's, hes living in a shithole in a bad part of town
>uses an old non-running van to store some of his shit
>same guy breaks into it repeatedly
>welds front doors shut, only the sliding door works
>guy breaks the lock on the sliding door
>owner fed up (and a bit crazy)
>hooks up razor wire through the handle on the sliding door
>attaches inside to 50lb free weight and several valve springs
>set to release when the handle moves
>puts a sign in the window: "Warning Van is boobytrapped, do not touch"
>next day he checks the van
>trap sprung, couple small bits of finger and small trail of blood down the alley
>never gets broken into again

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 04:26:00 No.4618703 Report

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>>4618161
But officer yes i did make that tv but no i diddnt expect some nigger to come steal it, I was going to blow it up in a safe manor far far away from here!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 04:32:00 No.4618736 Report

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>>4618469
Jesus.

TheSwedishChef 696 !!OAxowb9rkR7

TheSwedishChef 696 !!OAxowb9rkR7 Fri 29 Apr 2011 05:14:00 No.4618945 Report

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I actually made a rubber mat with 1 inch nails all through. I put it down on the driver seat if I'm in a bad area, usually only works at night though.

inb4chan !PnW.aFiero

inb4chan !PnW.aFiero Fri 29 Apr 2011 05:19:00 No.4618977 Report

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Drilling a tv tube isn't dangerious IF YOU DISCHARGE IT PROPERLY
if you don't
it is a large, and i mean LARGE capacitor discharging into you
Your grounded drill isn't going to save you
I deal with arcade and computer monitors a lot

>>4618405
yeah, northern michigan isn't anything like detroit
You can leave the keys in the ignition in marquette

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 05:20:00 No.4618984 Report

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I almost forgot I was on /o/ and not /k/ for a sec...

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