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http://www.theonion.com/video/today-now-interviews-the-5yearold-screenwriter-of,20188/

You really have to be a 5 year old to enjoy any of the fast and the furious movies. That or a half retarded teeny highschooler who thinks that you too have a fast car and are regularly seen at the movies on Friday nights revving your rice burner with a cheap exhuast in the parking lot hoping maybe? some hot babe will see your P.O.S and want to go for a ride. Keep living the dream kiddies