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Ticket/cop stories. Fri 29 Apr 2011 04:45:00 No.4618816 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

Quoted By: >>4619351

>driving home
>few miles from home
>explosive diarrhea kicks in yo
>FUCK THIS SHIT
>start doing 100 in a 55
>sheriff comes up behind me
>god...dammit...
>pulls me over
>comes up to my window and sees me rocking back and forth and taking deep breaths
>"Do you kn- you okay, son?"
>only words I can get out are "Diarrhea, bad, and now"
>"where do you live"
>tell him my address
>"FOLLOW ME!"
>he jumps in his car and flips his lights on