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Sup /o/

I was wondering if any of you had any fantastic greentext driving stories. I always enjoy reading them. I'll start with a mediocre one of mine.

>>Coming home from girlfriend's house at 1:00AM
>>On my Kawasaki ER-5 (Britfag)
>>There's a large hill on the way home
>>Nothing at all on the roads
>>About halfway down the hill, decide to gun it
>>Go from 40 Mph (limit) to 90Mph
>>Joke to myself there'll be a cop in the dip at the bottom
>>Turns out there's a cop sat in the dip at the bottom
>>Fly past at 100 odd
>>Blues come on, he starts to turn
>>Shit a billion bricks