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!X9FAG/IYkg No.4618973 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I've told stories of the utter douchery in my school's parking lot. But this is too good:
>Kid drives truck with stickers all over back windshield, illegal exhaust, and a fucking train horn
>Cuts around people in the lot and honks all the time, and revs to the limiter when hes parked
>This morning he managed to crash into the football field hitting a fire hydrant. In front of everybody.
>Allegedly his brakes went out, but cops found the horn and shit too
ITT sweet, sweet car karma