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Awww yea, you see this sick ride right here? well you best be looking, this ain't no 12 second car or rice burning fart cannon. THIS is a Volvo 940 wagon. LOOK AT THIS FRIGGIN' CAR. Are you even taking in the tightness of this hot whip yo? bitches be recognizing when you're cruising past the local Honda meet or curry joint. god damn, it's numbered 940 because it's made of 940% genuine Swagger. Just consider the features. turbo motor, enough space in the back to fit a queen size bed (cause you will mos def be wheelin tons of shawtys wherever you go in this shaggin' wagon.) And it was built in Sweden. that's right, Sweden. FORGED BY THOR'S HAMMER ON THE PEAK OF KEBNEKAISE ITSELF. Did you read that? This car was built on a mountain. A mountain covered in snow and without the cost cutting or union dictating that would plague other inferior manufacturers. So you know that this thing will last any winter, any season, any road, any natural disaster or apocalyptic scenario, and will probably outlast time itself. Oh, and this car is designed to withstand a head on impact with a full grown Moose. that's right. You can crash this car into a full grown moose and come out on top and with yet another amazing story that can only come from owning a Volvo 940. So let the haters hate with their inferior Skylines, Supras, Ferraris, Mclarens, hell even Dacia Sandero owners can't hold a candle to this car. What am I saying, this isn't a car. THIS IS THE KEY TO LIVING LIFE LIKE A BOSS. So what are you waiting for? to go with the rest of the pack and settle on some beat up Accord or Camry? hell no. You best be hooking up with a Volvo 940 ASAP. Or it just might take off on you and solve every problem known to man.