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so as a /o/zzy i was just watching some of the shit on ma tv about the royal wedding

and it just struck me, imagine taking a vlt out on the streets of London before the royal cars came out and dosing all the way down to the church, i mean cutting sick in front of millions of people on 6 lane wide roads seems ideal for a wedding to me