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>Parents send me to go grab stuff from Stop and Shop on occasion.
>Get the discount card which doesn't cost jack anyhow.
>Store introduces "Points Rewards."
>Every 100 points, you get 10 cents off gas at their pumps.
>Don't care.
>Suddenly, gas is 4.00
>What the dick.
>Get gas at S&S, swiping card.
>Gas is magically 3.50
>mfw I am a savvy consumer