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>Driving 1995 Chevy Monte Carlo Z34
>two lane entrance ramp to highway
>stuck at traffic light at start of ramp in left lane. no one in front of me
>Chick in a V6 Hyundai Tiburon rolls up in right lane
>revs at me and gives me evil eye. I roll mine.
>light goes green, both cars lurch forward
>during 1-2 shift, the Z34 pulls 2 car lengths on the Hyundai (was even up until that point)
>car still in powerband. Z34 pulls away easily
>trollface