here is why you are wrong:
>rain/snow/other weather
I can still drive comfortably, and not be miserable.
>space
four doors, more whores
>performance
you can't brake, can't turn, can pretty much only go in a straight line fast
>safety
when the derp with down syndrome driving a hurr durr silverado smashes into me, I am probably going to survive. you will die a slow and painful death
>price
are you fucking kidding me? why are bikes so expensive?
all of this is irrelevant because planimal doesn't actually own a bike, thus falling into a category he failed to mention - poor city bus niggers