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So my car won't start. Here she is:
>Luna the 1985 Chevette CS
>bought her today, drove her fine for a few hours no prob
But when I started home she sputtered at a stoplight and died. I have no battery in the car so that may kind of be a problem. She was fine without the battery, but then she just quit. Shes a strong girl and is great but now she wont fire. I hooked it to a battery and then turned the key and it cranks and turns over but now sparks from the plugs or fire in the pistons. Any ideas?