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!SUPRaH.aco No.4626763 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>Driving Brothers 500rwhp Skyline
>Pull up at lights
>Ricer in v4 civic pulls up next to me
>Revs his fartcan at me, a little whiny noise
>Rev back with the full exahust system in the skyline, massive roar
>Light goes green, smoke it up into third gear then absolutely decimate him
>He pulls up at the next light
>"Bro I missed my shift, I'll take you this time!"

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