Just got my delivery of a 1,000 of these. I am going to make the world a better place.
Anonymous
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don't threaten to key peoples cars, you'll end up dead
Anonymous
fc3sfag !watRACIngM!!XOmaSMYJX4c
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fc3sfag !watRACIngM!!XOmaSMYJX4c
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Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 09:54:00 No. 4629739 Report If you keyed my shit just because I can just barely fit into half the parking spaces I encounter, I will fucking shoot you in the leg. Who the fuck touches another mans car you faggot?
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>4629739 Faggots do, that's who.
Bim !!u7oFbAXa8Zx
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>>4629655 Congratulations you've won 250 free business cards from vistaprint?
>>4629669 yup
great use for them
Anonymous
>>4629739 who the fuck thinks they deserve to take up 2 parking spots? faggots, that's who. enjoy your soon-to-be "custom" paint job, douchebag
Flapjack !FLAPYv4Tng
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ITT: Internet Tough Guys
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:17:00 No. 4629846 Report >>4629821 I almost WANT you to try and put one of those cards on my truck just because it's sticking out a half foot father than the other cars in the lane. Make my day.
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>4629821 Maybe they were drunk.
Anonymous
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>>4629554 years ago I found some awesome bumper stickers in a corner store. I wish I still had some.
"Big truck, Little dick" and "THIS IS NOT A SMALL CAR" were my favourites.
Anonymous
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>>4629554 Post template OP.
Anonymous
>>4629846 I've done it before and I'll do it again. same goes for any fuck who thinks he can park in front of my house. shit's getting TOWED!
Anonymous
>some housewife has to drive her husband's f350 Super Duty >has a really hard time parking in front of super market >OP puts this card on her windshield >day ruined That's pretty funny. Do it OP.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:23:00 No. 4629877 Report >>4629869 How do you even tow a car that's in front of your house on a public street...?
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>4629873 >Ford Shit deserves to be keyed.
Anonymous
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>4629877 You don't. Tow company wouldn't touch the car because they don't want to get sued.
Anonymous
>>4629869 You lead a sad existence. I hope one day you find happiness, until then I will continue to feel sorry for you.
:(
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>4629882 >until then I will continue to feel sorry for you. You will then forever live a sad existence. I hope one day you find happiness, until then I will continue to feel sorry for you.
:(
Anonymous
>>4629877 thats only possible if its permit parking
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>4629899 If they're blocking a private drive then they could get towed.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:28:00 No. 4629906 Report >>4629878 You best be joking.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:29:00 No. 4629909 Report Quoted By:
>>4629903 Who would be stupid enough to do that?
Anonymous
>>4629877 local bylaw. if someone else's car is parked in front of your house for more than 3 hours and it doesn't belong to anyone on your street you can legally call a tow truck and have it hauled away. fucking LOVE it! especially with all the special events going on near my house. "don't want to pay for parking, buddy? how do ya feel about paying impound fees!?" lol
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>4629906 You mad that Powerstroke < Cummings?
?????????? !O/sPacEbOY
>>4629910 sounds kinda douchey until I had some random car parked over night in front of my house... pissed me off...
Anonymous
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:32:00 No. 4629929 Report >>4629911 Are you talking about new trucks? Because those all suck.
>>4629910 So why the fuck would I park in front of your house for over 3 hours if it's not even in my neighborhood?
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
>>4629929 All trucks are good, old or new. But Cummins was, and still is better than Powerstroke. Enjoy your petrol engine converted to diesel.
Anonymous
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>>4629929 To have sex with his mom who "lives under his house" which is a flat above the garage.
Anonymous
>>4629929 like I said in my post, there are a lot of special events that happen near my house. Especially in the spring/summer. city is too cheap or lazy (probably both) to institute permit parking so they have the bylaw instead.
Anonymous
>>4629929 For a party or something. Still doesn't justify causing someone that much of a fucking headache.
Anonymous
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>>4629947 Sounds like you are buttfrusterated you live in a shitty neighborhood, in a shitty city.
Anonymous
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>>4629953 it does if you weren't invited to the party.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:38:00 No. 4629964 Report >>4629942 I'm pretty sure my 390 FE takes gas....
And everyone knows old trucks are way cooler than new trucks. Though the new ones are much more user friendly I guess.
You're just jelly of the family horse-mobile.
Brosifine !!fPOjsJng8Fk
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>>4629964 New trucks can into tow though.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:39:00 No. 4629972 Report >>4629947 Well where do you live and what kind of events? Furcon and the special Olympics really aren't of much interest to me.
Anonymous
>>4629972 new football field opened near me recently. parking was never an issue before, really. but the rednecks with their penis-extension pickup trucks think they don't have to use the provided parking lots and try to park in the neighbourhoods for free. doesn't work out too well. the tow trucks know what goes on and prowl the area waiting for a call. it's kinda funny, IMO. I can see how much of a piss off it would be for the truck's owner but they really should have thought of that before trying to fuck the system.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 10:46:00 No. 4630025 Report >>4630008 I go to TCU and I'm from Los Angeles. Who the fuck cares about an NFL team or another college team?
Also, chances are you live in a shit neighborhood and I don't have an alarm, I'll gladly pay for parking.
Anonymous
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>park in a spot so that no one can park in front of me, or next to me on one side. >3 feet between me and the line >civic ricer parks across the line >leave note: "Perhaps if you're having trouble parking your Honda, you should buy a smaller car." fucking ricers
Anonymous
>>4630025 neighbourhoods not the best, I'll admit. had my car (POS Dodge Stratus) stolen from my backyard, broad daylight, a few months ago. and it's CFL, not NFL. so really, NOBODY should be giving a fuck but for some reason they do. go figure.
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J
Just Expecting Every Problem !2JdOvIfmOM!!jpkjhRHE66J Sun 01 May 2011 11:06:00 No. 4630140 Report >>4630130 You drive a stratus and you key other people's cars?
That's like being a suicide bomber you lowly fuck. Even if people were big enough assholes to get your car back, it wouldn't mean anything.
Anonymous
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>>4630140 USED to drive a Stratus. and laugh all you want, it was a decent car. fantastic, absolutely not. but decent. but now I ride the Indian Limo (bus) since the insurance company jewed me out of a decent settlement. fuckers
Anonymous
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>>4629554 Godspeed OP, Godspeed.
Anonymous
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>>4629554 >Threatening to key people's cars because they can't park Stay classy, OP.
Accidental door dings, on the other hand...