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lets talk about how im a huge faggot

normal, well developed, intelligent individual: gets a sensible, reliable, low maintenance GF that will take care of them when they aren't at their place of work.

me (planimal): gets a piece of hairy ass off craigslist personals for $20 (read: nasty, hairy, fat, greasy gay mexican). probably won't even make me breakfast in the morning. tells everyone how he's super awesome. get AIDS 2 months later and leave me. thus perpetuating and spreading the faggot disease

signed,
planimal