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>riding in my rx-7, just rebuilt it, running great
>running through the togue
>>running my favorite road, hitting apexes, off the brake, onto the throttle
>feels good man
>i'm a god, nobody could ever pass
>hit this hairpin going downhill
>look in my rear view, see an 08 cbr1000rr riding my ass
>there's no way he could have kept up...
>OH GOD IT'S PLANIMAL
>he passes me, i can't keep up despite having twice as many wheels
>pull over and set my rxshitbox on fire. kill self