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Ausfags, why do you think European cars are some kind of big statement?

>About an early 90s E Class
"That's gay, I'll look like a fag with daddy's credit card." I hastened to add it was actually probably cheaper than a VT Commodore and he simply said "bullshit".

>"Why not get a Merc or a Saab or something?"
"Oh yeah I'll just get one with the million in my other bank account"

>About my old man's UK imported 924 S
"Woah, a Porsche? You must be loaded!"

>About my 96' Saab 900
"Rich parents?"
No. I worked part time at a fucking fast food joint for about half a year and could afford it.